"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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wtf is WRONG with me haha I need a push from you guys.

Brighty

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Undispu7ed said:
How the **** are you a Master Don Juan if you're asking advice on how to say HI?

It's based on post count.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ezza

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uhm it looks like this girl has that stalker/obessision thing going on. not my type
but yes shes definitely into you and you just need to man the **** up and say hi or watever, make some lame ass excuse to sit next to her anythnig will do fine
 

HariPoter13

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You are weak, you can't say a simple hello. You will lose her, become obsessed with her and then you will be a real creep.
 

Julian

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Its not that hard bro, just grow some balls.
 

mustfirstregister

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You need to have experience to say HI. it's not just a simple HI....

It could be HIIIIIIIIII or HHHHHI or hihiihihihi or hello
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Inside Man

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Sit by her. Then say hi. Or you can walk on your way out of class and just happen to end up next to her. Make a situational remark about the class, the teacher, etc. When this happens don't think
It through. You must learn to flow and be in the moment.
I miss college sometimes.
 

pvf94

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The Inside Man said:
Sit by her. Then say hi. Or you can walk on your way out of class and just happen to end up next to her. Make a situational remark about the class, the teacher, etc. When this happens don't think
It through. You must learn to flow and be in the moment.
I miss college sometimes.

My favorite so far :)
 
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