WTF is up with CHUCK NORRIS!?

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Ok since few days ago ppl have been talking about this Sh*t*y actor. WTF where did all these retarded jokes come from. I never heard one and bang when i searched the net there's like a whole list of them.... christ ppl there's so many other things to make fun of. like EMO kids, feminists and Bush. Well some jokes are funny I bet family guy will make fun of him soon.

 

[bud_2005]

I don't understand the obsession with him lately either.

 

[PiHiPlaya]

don't be jealous of him because he lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Don't be a hater, keep talking and he'll roundhouse kick the air and you'll get the air knocked out of you!

 

[Create Reality]

It's one of those internet memes that comes around every now and again. Almost like, an internet 'fad'. LOL how stupid is that eh? They spread like a disease.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

I'll admit, I found em halarious at first but it gets old after it gets posted somewhere every 3 days

 

[The Living Legend]

They were better when they were about Vin Diesel.

"Vin Diesel is the only human being capable of skiing through a revolving door."

 

[Gonzalo]

Watch and see how Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks this thread in the face and closes it in 3...2...1....

 

[Soprano]

ive been down with Walker for a while now but he's now just catching on and becoming popular with people. conan obrien was down with him way before all this too.

 

[Scoiland]

When chuck norris brushes his teeth his teeth actually clean the toothbrush

 

[seagull]

Because people got bored with the Hoff and now they seem to have moved on to Chuck Norris.

What actor from decades gone by will be picked next?

 

[italostud]

Lol I was just reading on an Italian forum I read sometimes and there's even Italian Chuck Norris jokes wtf? Lol

 

[Skel]

chuck is the man!. In fact he can roundhouse kick his own ass.

 

[MightyMate]

Chuck aint have **** like a horse, horse has a **** likc CHuck.

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Originally posted by Sazuki
Chuck got AMOG'ed on some info-mercial on the television by some blonde broad.

Haha, he just stood there totally clueless. Hahahaha...

Chick Norris is in Africa right now. He heard you though, and he's laughing so hard everybody within 100 miles of him went deaf.

*it was a fake laugh*

Create Reality, you are so totally wrong

mista legend can see it, it's a different genre of joke made about the same person. It's totally NOT what you guys think.