"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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WTF is up with CHUCK NORRIS!?

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Ok since few days ago ppl have been talking about this Sh*t*y actor. WTF where did all these retarded jokes come from. I never heard one and bang when i searched the net there's like a whole list of them.... christ ppl there's so many other things to make fun of. like EMO kids, feminists and Bush. Well some jokes are funny I bet family guy will make fun of him soon.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I don't understand the obsession with him lately either.
 

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Don't be a hater, keep talking and he'll roundhouse kick the air and you'll get the air knocked out of you!
 

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It's one of those internet memes that comes around every now and again. Almost like, an internet 'fad'. LOL how stupid is that eh? They spread like a disease.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I'll admit, I found em halarious at first but it gets old after it gets posted somewhere every 3 days
 
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They were better when they were about Vin Diesel.

"Vin Diesel is the only human being capable of skiing through a revolving door."
 

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Watch and see how Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks this thread in the face and closes it in 3...2...1....
 

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ive been down with Walker for a while now but he's now just catching on and becoming popular with people. conan obrien was down with him way before all this too.
 

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When chuck norris brushes his teeth his teeth actually clean the toothbrush
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Because people got bored with the Hoff and now they seem to have moved on to Chuck Norris.

What actor from decades gone by will be picked next?
 

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Lol I was just reading on an Italian forum I read sometimes and there's even Italian Chuck Norris jokes wtf? Lol
 

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chuck is the man!. In fact he can roundhouse kick his own ass.
 

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Originally posted by Sazuki
Chuck got AMOG'ed on some info-mercial on the television by some blonde broad.

Haha, he just stood there totally clueless. Hahahaha...
Chick Norris is in Africa right now. He heard you though, and he's laughing so hard everybody within 100 miles of him went deaf.

*it was a fake laugh*

Create Reality, you are so totally wrong;)

mista legend can see it, it's a different genre of joke made about the same person. It's totally NOT what you guys think.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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