"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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WTF is up with CHUCK NORRIS!?

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Ok since few days ago ppl have been talking about this Sh*t*y actor. WTF where did all these retarded jokes come from. I never heard one and bang when i searched the net there's like a whole list of them.... christ ppl there's so many other things to make fun of. like EMO kids, feminists and Bush. Well some jokes are funny I bet family guy will make fun of him soon.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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bud_2005

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I don't understand the obsession with him lately either.
 

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Don't be a hater, keep talking and he'll roundhouse kick the air and you'll get the air knocked out of you!
 

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It's one of those internet memes that comes around every now and again. Almost like, an internet 'fad'. LOL how stupid is that eh? They spread like a disease.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I'll admit, I found em halarious at first but it gets old after it gets posted somewhere every 3 days
 
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They were better when they were about Vin Diesel.

"Vin Diesel is the only human being capable of skiing through a revolving door."
 

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Watch and see how Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks this thread in the face and closes it in 3...2...1....
 

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ive been down with Walker for a while now but he's now just catching on and becoming popular with people. conan obrien was down with him way before all this too.
 

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When chuck norris brushes his teeth his teeth actually clean the toothbrush
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Because people got bored with the Hoff and now they seem to have moved on to Chuck Norris.

What actor from decades gone by will be picked next?
 

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Lol I was just reading on an Italian forum I read sometimes and there's even Italian Chuck Norris jokes wtf? Lol
 

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chuck is the man!. In fact he can roundhouse kick his own ass.
 

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Originally posted by Sazuki
Chuck got AMOG'ed on some info-mercial on the television by some blonde broad.

Haha, he just stood there totally clueless. Hahahaha...
Chick Norris is in Africa right now. He heard you though, and he's laughing so hard everybody within 100 miles of him went deaf.

*it was a fake laugh*

Create Reality, you are so totally wrong;)

mista legend can see it, it's a different genre of joke made about the same person. It's totally NOT what you guys think.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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