"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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xavier10210

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mmmm guys is it normal for a guy to "climax" during grinding and dirty dancing?? and i dont mean right at the start i mean like after 3 r four songs of hardcore grinding...? and if it is after like what period of time should it take for a guy to "climax"???

another question that would help.. during sex.. or whatever what should the estimated time a guy should last..... jw need to know.. and no LOL i dont cvm straight away but any info should be alot of help.. THANX:up:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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protienpowder

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yeah, 3-4 songs sounds right. Make sure when you come, you smush real close to your girl so she can feel the pulses.
 

simon

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4 songs is my maximum unless a song I really like comes on. Try to time your throbs to the beat. Best tactic is to approach her with your penis hanging out, maybe with a little face drawn on the head, and neg her like 'Hey ***** you look like a man' then talk dirty through the songs like 'I'm gonna piss all over you'.

Hope that helped.
 

Skilla_Staz

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No matter how much grinding, or dry humping, I've never "climaxed" or nutted.
 

spesmilitis

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xavier10210 said:
mmmm guys is it normal for a guy to "climax" during grinding and dirty dancing?? and i dont mean right at the start i mean like after 3 r four songs of hardcore grinding...? and if it is after like what period of time should it take for a guy to "climax"???

another question that would help.. during sex.. or whatever what should the estimated time a guy should last..... jw need to know.. and no LOL i dont cvm straight away but any info should be alot of help.. THANX:up:
Or course, the worst thing you can do is have a girl work hard for 3-4 songs for nothing. After 5 songs, the girl will get discouraged and you'll definably have blown your chances. One time a girl got me after only 1 song. When she found out, she got all excited and high fived all of her girlfriends, then she took me to her place.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Skilla_Staz

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Eh, just gets annoying. Only way I'll nut is if something surrounds my sh*t and strokes it. Rubbing against something isn't going to get me off.
 

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Oh yeah man, perfectly normal. Girls love that stuff when it happens in a club.

I met my present girlfriend when I cummed on her in a club.
 

Skilla_Staz

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I hope you're joking...I think you are.


Nutting in your pants is not only messy, it's disturbing. The girl would have to be a flat out sl*t to enjoy it upon first meeting you.

By three or four songs, you should already get her number, or move somewhere and close. Either that or move to another girl.
 

spesmilitis

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Skilla_Staz said:
I hope you're joking...I think you are.


Nutting in your pants is not only messy, it's disturbing. The girl would have to be a flat out sl*t to enjoy it upon first meeting you.

By three or four songs, you should already get her number, or move somewhere and close. Either that or move to another girl.
We all are joking, lol. Atleast I think their all joking. . .
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Rata Blanca

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Man I just love grinding with girls, ever noticed how people not in touch with their sexuality hate it? :)
 

Gangster Of Love

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MuayThai said:
Oh yeah man, perfectly normal. Girls love that stuff when it happens in a club.

I met my present girlfriend when I cummed on her in a club.
Sounds like a classy lady.
 

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simon said:
4 songs is my maximum unless a song I really like comes on. Try to time your throbs to the beat. Best tactic is to approach her with your penis hanging out, maybe with a little face drawn on the head, and neg her like 'Hey ***** you look like a man' then talk dirty through the songs like 'I'm gonna piss all over you'.

Hope that helped.
Damn, you be peacocking your c***. Ultimate DJ to DJ respect to you. F***, Mystery never told me that I should be drawing happy faces on it. Remember, a DJ never stops learning and improving himself. This is just one great example.
 

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I like to hang a big ol flag off of mine (not a pride flag tho)

The girls go crazy over it!!
 
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