"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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mmmm guys is it normal for a guy to "climax" during grinding and dirty dancing?? and i dont mean right at the start i mean like after 3 r four songs of hardcore grinding...? and if it is after like what period of time should it take for a guy to "climax"???

another question that would help.. during sex.. or whatever what should the estimated time a guy should last..... jw need to know.. and no LOL i dont cvm straight away but any info should be alot of help.. THANX:up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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protienpowder

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yeah, 3-4 songs sounds right. Make sure when you come, you smush real close to your girl so she can feel the pulses.
 
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4 songs is my maximum unless a song I really like comes on. Try to time your throbs to the beat. Best tactic is to approach her with your penis hanging out, maybe with a little face drawn on the head, and neg her like 'Hey ***** you look like a man' then talk dirty through the songs like 'I'm gonna piss all over you'.

Hope that helped.
 
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No matter how much grinding, or dry humping, I've never "climaxed" or nutted.
 
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xavier10210 said:
mmmm guys is it normal for a guy to "climax" during grinding and dirty dancing?? and i dont mean right at the start i mean like after 3 r four songs of hardcore grinding...? and if it is after like what period of time should it take for a guy to "climax"???

another question that would help.. during sex.. or whatever what should the estimated time a guy should last..... jw need to know.. and no LOL i dont cvm straight away but any info should be alot of help.. THANX:up:
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Or course, the worst thing you can do is have a girl work hard for 3-4 songs for nothing. After 5 songs, the girl will get discouraged and you'll definably have blown your chances. One time a girl got me after only 1 song. When she found out, she got all excited and high fived all of her girlfriends, then she took me to her place.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Eh, just gets annoying. Only way I'll nut is if something surrounds my sh*t and strokes it. Rubbing against something isn't going to get me off.
 
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Oh yeah man, perfectly normal. Girls love that stuff when it happens in a club.

I met my present girlfriend when I cummed on her in a club.
 
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I hope you're joking...I think you are.


Nutting in your pants is not only messy, it's disturbing. The girl would have to be a flat out sl*t to enjoy it upon first meeting you.

By three or four songs, you should already get her number, or move somewhere and close. Either that or move to another girl.
 
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spesmilitis

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Skilla_Staz said:
I hope you're joking...I think you are.


Nutting in your pants is not only messy, it's disturbing. The girl would have to be a flat out sl*t to enjoy it upon first meeting you.

By three or four songs, you should already get her number, or move somewhere and close. Either that or move to another girl.
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We all are joking, lol. Atleast I think their all joking. . .
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Man I just love grinding with girls, ever noticed how people not in touch with their sexuality hate it? :)
 
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MuayThai said:
Oh yeah man, perfectly normal. Girls love that stuff when it happens in a club.

I met my present girlfriend when I cummed on her in a club.
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Sounds like a classy lady.
 
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simon said:
4 songs is my maximum unless a song I really like comes on. Try to time your throbs to the beat. Best tactic is to approach her with your penis hanging out, maybe with a little face drawn on the head, and neg her like 'Hey ***** you look like a man' then talk dirty through the songs like 'I'm gonna piss all over you'.

Hope that helped.
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Damn, you be peacocking your c***. Ultimate DJ to DJ respect to you. F***, Mystery never told me that I should be drawing happy faces on it. Remember, a DJ never stops learning and improving himself. This is just one great example.
 
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I like to hang a big ol flag off of mine (not a pride flag tho)

The girls go crazy over it!!
 
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