"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wtf I masturbated and I ejaculated

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antidonjuan

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few days ago I read the masturbation thread and I wanted to give it a try. i did it and unfortunately i ejaculated.... wtf is wrong with me now!!!

i seek serious help cuz this is the first time i ejaculated outside of wetdreams...

is this normal?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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i was looking at porn (bored schools over) and it felt unbelievable, then it just came out, my underwear is all wet ehhhh

is this harmful for ur body? r u suppose to ejaculate every time you masturbate?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SmoothTalker

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Lol.. I think you are kidding, in which case that's pretty funny.

If you aren't, then yeah you'll be fine and its normal.
 

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I bet this kids next thread will be.....

"I ate some food yesterday and this morning brown stuff came out my butt. Is this normal, Is It harmful"
 

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Brandonc662 said:
I bet this kids next thread will be.....

"I ate some food yesterday and this morning brown stuff came out my butt. Is this normal, Is It harmful"
It seems to come out of his mouth here.....well keyboard if you want to be anal about it. Either way, this guy is a troll, or should have a 1 post a day limit.
 

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Surprisingly he's not a troll.

But seriously, are you serious? Don't they teach sex ed over there? Now you know what guys were telling you about when they told you to do it. Eh yeah this is just weird. Awkward.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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White stuff came out...? Wait wait wait hold on...where exactly did the white stuff come out from???! I have never had white stuff come out!?!!? I seriously suggest you show your parents and go to a doctor it might be serious. :nervous: Have you tasted it...? How does it smell...? How does it feel not only in your mouth but in your hands as well...? Ask around maybe some of your friends could be suffering from the same disease. You need some treatment man so stop waiting around. Please answer my questions because if this happens to me I know what to expect and I'm prepared!!!!. :cry:
 

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Think we can all learn a lesson here.... stay in school don't do drugs every1.......
 

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SinJester said:
Surprisingly he's not a troll.

But seriously, are you serious? Don't they teach sex ed over there? Now you know what guys were telling you about when they told you to do it. Eh yeah this is just weird. Awkward.
I live in Canada, my sex-ed teacher did a poll to my class: any masturbaters here? Only 1 black guy (the only black guy in our class) put his hand up.

What am I suppose to say to all of you guy's comments? To you guys this question may sound stupid but I am going through a lot of things right now.
Anyways, I think I am officially addicted to masturbating.

cheers
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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DevanE said:
White stuff came out...? Wait wait wait hold on...where exactly did the white stuff come out from???! I have never had white stuff come out!?!!? I seriously suggest you show your parents and go to a doctor it might be serious. :nervous: Have you tasted it...? How does it smell...? How does it feel not only in your mouth but in your hands as well...? Ask around maybe some of your friends could be suffering from the same disease. You need some treatment man so stop waiting around. Please answer my questions because if this happens to me I know what to expect and I'm prepared!!!!. :cry:
sh*t man, yesterday I didn't even intend to smell it but it smelled very strange. the white stuff came from my penis, I am pretty sure I was ejaculating and I dun need to show my parents (too embarrasing).

The masturbation thread from the archieve makes me a masturbater now. geez, wow.. the power of curiousity.
 

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Oddly enough I was in the same position as you, just at a much earlier age (12). When I first started jacking off no sperm came out, then one day I just started ejaculating. I don't know why this was the case.
 

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it's a way to produce Jergens hand lotion naturally.
 

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Wolf said:
OMFG that's like a key sign of Herpes! Explain to your parents what happened, and see a doctor before it's too late!! That **** does nasty things to your c*ck.

wtf don't scare me, you really scare me, wtf wtf wtf

tell me you are being sarcastic
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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