"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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wtf I masturbated and I ejaculated

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few days ago I read the masturbation thread and I wanted to give it a try. i did it and unfortunately i ejaculated.... wtf is wrong with me now!!!

i seek serious help cuz this is the first time i ejaculated outside of wetdreams...

is this normal?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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i was looking at porn (bored schools over) and it felt unbelievable, then it just came out, my underwear is all wet ehhhh

is this harmful for ur body? r u suppose to ejaculate every time you masturbate?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Lol.. I think you are kidding, in which case that's pretty funny.

If you aren't, then yeah you'll be fine and its normal.
 

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I bet this kids next thread will be.....

"I ate some food yesterday and this morning brown stuff came out my butt. Is this normal, Is It harmful"
 

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Brandonc662 said:
I bet this kids next thread will be.....

"I ate some food yesterday and this morning brown stuff came out my butt. Is this normal, Is It harmful"
It seems to come out of his mouth here.....well keyboard if you want to be anal about it. Either way, this guy is a troll, or should have a 1 post a day limit.
 

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Surprisingly he's not a troll.

But seriously, are you serious? Don't they teach sex ed over there? Now you know what guys were telling you about when they told you to do it. Eh yeah this is just weird. Awkward.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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White stuff came out...? Wait wait wait hold on...where exactly did the white stuff come out from???! I have never had white stuff come out!?!!? I seriously suggest you show your parents and go to a doctor it might be serious. :nervous: Have you tasted it...? How does it smell...? How does it feel not only in your mouth but in your hands as well...? Ask around maybe some of your friends could be suffering from the same disease. You need some treatment man so stop waiting around. Please answer my questions because if this happens to me I know what to expect and I'm prepared!!!!. :cry:
 

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Think we can all learn a lesson here.... stay in school don't do drugs every1.......
 

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SinJester said:
Surprisingly he's not a troll.

But seriously, are you serious? Don't they teach sex ed over there? Now you know what guys were telling you about when they told you to do it. Eh yeah this is just weird. Awkward.
I live in Canada, my sex-ed teacher did a poll to my class: any masturbaters here? Only 1 black guy (the only black guy in our class) put his hand up.

What am I suppose to say to all of you guy's comments? To you guys this question may sound stupid but I am going through a lot of things right now.
Anyways, I think I am officially addicted to masturbating.

cheers
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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DevanE said:
White stuff came out...? Wait wait wait hold on...where exactly did the white stuff come out from???! I have never had white stuff come out!?!!? I seriously suggest you show your parents and go to a doctor it might be serious. :nervous: Have you tasted it...? How does it smell...? How does it feel not only in your mouth but in your hands as well...? Ask around maybe some of your friends could be suffering from the same disease. You need some treatment man so stop waiting around. Please answer my questions because if this happens to me I know what to expect and I'm prepared!!!!. :cry:
sh*t man, yesterday I didn't even intend to smell it but it smelled very strange. the white stuff came from my penis, I am pretty sure I was ejaculating and I dun need to show my parents (too embarrasing).

The masturbation thread from the archieve makes me a masturbater now. geez, wow.. the power of curiousity.
 

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Oddly enough I was in the same position as you, just at a much earlier age (12). When I first started jacking off no sperm came out, then one day I just started ejaculating. I don't know why this was the case.
 

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it's a way to produce Jergens hand lotion naturally.
 

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Wolf said:
OMFG that's like a key sign of Herpes! Explain to your parents what happened, and see a doctor before it's too late!! That **** does nasty things to your c*ck.

wtf don't scare me, you really scare me, wtf wtf wtf

tell me you are being sarcastic
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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