wootapotky
Senior Don Juan
I can't even get onto my own thread to see the post because I have stupida*s AOL Mature Teen settings. Ahhh, I hate AOL and webblock sh*t.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
WTF, I hate AOL
- Thread starter wootapotky
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
You in school? hit the forums during lunch for liek 30 second sn read the 1 reply in it lol.
godo way to read threads fast if you MUST.
[don't spend mroe than 5 minutes in the Library during lunch though, unless you're doing real work].
godo way to read threads fast if you MUST.
[don't spend mroe than 5 minutes in the Library during lunch though, unless you're doing real work].
wootapotky
Senior Don Juan
Wouldn't she take offense at me not remembering her name though? I do remember her name so it would feel awkward asking her name. And I'm definitely going to smile at her first next time I see her so that it won't seem like I'm a p****.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.