"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WTF? Goat Yoga

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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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This has been around for awhile. I guess if you like animals, it helps keep the yoga from getting boring.
I saw someone trying this for the first time on YouTube or TV or something, and they were complaining about the goat's feet being painful, which I could see.
 

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If you knew anything about baby goats, you’d know that they like to hope around in top of everything. I mean EVERYTHING. This goat did just that to her lol so it’s really not that big a deal when you understand how it happened.
 

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here is a secret....the smell of the Buck Goat TOTALLY turns on women...GO grab a billy goat's beard before you hit the clubs. I guarantee EVERYBODY WILL KNOW WHO YOU ARE!

 
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