"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wtf dude

Exodus13

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Ex just sent me a text that she is gonna kill herself, while I was ignoring her tantrum. I finally blocked her on facebook as I broke up with her couple of weeks ago and was still talking to her, just to help her out or whatever, but she was only upsetting me and bringing negativity in my life. I was also sick of her posting sh*t on my wall that I would have to delete over and over again. So I said to her "you post something negative on my wall again I will block you". She did it again and I did what I would say I would do. And after me putting her calls straight to voice mail I get, "I am gonna kill myself goodbye."

All I asking is did I make the right choice. should I respond to her? I feel like she is just doing this to make me crack. I really just want to create a positive life and move on.

All the best
Exodus

Oh sorry about the long edit accidentally hit the enter key. A little clumsy of me.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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coochieman

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Exodus, Lemme Speak Bible to you....

Mark 13:14-15
"When you see 'the abomination that causes desolation' standing where it does not belong — let the reader understand — then let those who are in Judea FLEE to the mountains.
NIV

In case you missed; PRIME WORD: FLEE, NOW!!!
 

cablecow15

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If i was in that situation , i would look up what ever hotline i could in my area to report her , I know there's hotlines or even the authorities , Im sure that she is just trying to get some sort of sign that you care about her, but I couldn't sleep wondering if someone was really that idiotic.
 

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If you call the cops and tell them you know someone is going to kill themselves they will respond. It will teach her not to fvck with you anymore
 

Exodus13

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Yea after ignoring her, for an hour she sent me a text please talk to me. Yea just like this site taught me (been reading through the DJ bible again since the break up) that it was only because she wasn't getting what she wanted.

@PairPlusRoyalFlush and coochieman your responses were hilarious.

all the best
Exodus
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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