"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wtf dude

Exodus13

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Ex just sent me a text that she is gonna kill herself, while I was ignoring her tantrum. I finally blocked her on facebook as I broke up with her couple of weeks ago and was still talking to her, just to help her out or whatever, but she was only upsetting me and bringing negativity in my life. I was also sick of her posting sh*t on my wall that I would have to delete over and over again. So I said to her "you post something negative on my wall again I will block you". She did it again and I did what I would say I would do. And after me putting her calls straight to voice mail I get, "I am gonna kill myself goodbye."

All I asking is did I make the right choice. should I respond to her? I feel like she is just doing this to make me crack. I really just want to create a positive life and move on.

All the best
Exodus

Oh sorry about the long edit accidentally hit the enter key. A little clumsy of me.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Exodus, Lemme Speak Bible to you....

Mark 13:14-15
"When you see 'the abomination that causes desolation' standing where it does not belong — let the reader understand — then let those who are in Judea FLEE to the mountains.
NIV

In case you missed; PRIME WORD: FLEE, NOW!!!
 

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If i was in that situation , i would look up what ever hotline i could in my area to report her , I know there's hotlines or even the authorities , Im sure that she is just trying to get some sort of sign that you care about her, but I couldn't sleep wondering if someone was really that idiotic.
 

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If you call the cops and tell them you know someone is going to kill themselves they will respond. It will teach her not to fvck with you anymore
 

Exodus13

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Yea after ignoring her, for an hour she sent me a text please talk to me. Yea just like this site taught me (been reading through the DJ bible again since the break up) that it was only because she wasn't getting what she wanted.

@PairPlusRoyalFlush and coochieman your responses were hilarious.

all the best
Exodus
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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