"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wtf dude

Exodus13

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Ex just sent me a text that she is gonna kill herself, while I was ignoring her tantrum. I finally blocked her on facebook as I broke up with her couple of weeks ago and was still talking to her, just to help her out or whatever, but she was only upsetting me and bringing negativity in my life. I was also sick of her posting sh*t on my wall that I would have to delete over and over again. So I said to her "you post something negative on my wall again I will block you". She did it again and I did what I would say I would do. And after me putting her calls straight to voice mail I get, "I am gonna kill myself goodbye."

All I asking is did I make the right choice. should I respond to her? I feel like she is just doing this to make me crack. I really just want to create a positive life and move on.

All the best
Exodus

Oh sorry about the long edit accidentally hit the enter key. A little clumsy of me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Exodus, Lemme Speak Bible to you....

Mark 13:14-15
"When you see 'the abomination that causes desolation' standing where it does not belong — let the reader understand — then let those who are in Judea FLEE to the mountains.
NIV

In case you missed; PRIME WORD: FLEE, NOW!!!
 

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If i was in that situation , i would look up what ever hotline i could in my area to report her , I know there's hotlines or even the authorities , Im sure that she is just trying to get some sort of sign that you care about her, but I couldn't sleep wondering if someone was really that idiotic.
 

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If you call the cops and tell them you know someone is going to kill themselves they will respond. It will teach her not to fvck with you anymore
 

Exodus13

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Yea after ignoring her, for an hour she sent me a text please talk to me. Yea just like this site taught me (been reading through the DJ bible again since the break up) that it was only because she wasn't getting what she wanted.

@PairPlusRoyalFlush and coochieman your responses were hilarious.

all the best
Exodus
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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