"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WTF chick posts drama exbf bulletins on profile

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So there's this chick at work and we flirt all the time and she really seems into me and non-emo. I added her to my myspace and asked her out for tomorrow. Even today she was all flirty and saying she looks forward to it. But the last couple of nights she is posting this drama ish about how she misses her ex in the "20 question" type bulletins that girls always do. I think I'm gonna bail on her before the date and see what happens. What do you guys think? Would you go ahead and go out or no?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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BTW I just want to get some pu$$y and say goodbye so if I can turn this emo sh** around on her and use it to my advantage, let me know how.
 

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chics get bored, its your job to get em UN-bored. PUMP & DUMP is the best approach, stop over-thinking this.
 

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Thanks for the response. I took her out on the town for a fun and quick day time date and took her home. I don't feel that much attracted to her anymore so that should make it easier. Tonight she posted a couple more of those emo things and one last one that insulted him. Ugh if I f*** her next time, which I'll try my best, Ill be sure to delete her off my list when I'm through before I become the target of her insecurity games.
 
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