MatureDJ
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
WTF? An Amazon page for men to buy a chick gifts?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I have a wish list on amazon. My family uses it to buy me presents I really want.
So...let me get this straight, you're surpised to a. learn there is such a thing as a wish list and b. surprised to see women using it for attention whoring and outright begging for goods solely based on the fact they are hot? Are you new here? Or have you not hung out with hot women before?
I used to hang out with a group of hot bartenders at my local, I was dating one of them for a while. You would be surprised at the dudes who would randomly buy them **** just because they happened to mention it.
One chic had her entire shoe collection from some poor chump who was begging to take her on a date. God forbid if he bought the wrong color. He got yelled at in front of the entire bar. It was disgusting and pathetic. But this is the world we live in. I've accepted it. I'm not surprised to see this sort of thing on the internet. It's a good hustle.
Hell I should make me up a fake hot girl profile, get dumb ass dudes to buy me **** and then turn around and sell it on Ebay. If your gonna be a sheep, your gonna get fleeced, welcome to humanity motherfvckers.
So...let me get this straight, you're surpised to a. learn there is such a thing as a wish list and b. surprised to see women using it for attention whoring and outright begging for goods solely based on the fact they are hot? Are you new here? Or have you not hung out with hot women before?
I used to hang out with a group of hot bartenders at my local, I was dating one of them for a while. You would be surprised at the dudes who would randomly buy them **** just because they happened to mention it.
One chic had her entire shoe collection from some poor chump who was begging to take her on a date. God forbid if he bought the wrong color. He got yelled at in front of the entire bar. It was disgusting and pathetic. But this is the world we live in. I've accepted it. I'm not surprised to see this sort of thing on the internet. It's a good hustle.
Hell I should make me up a fake hot girl profile, get dumb ass dudes to buy me **** and then turn around and sell it on Ebay. If your gonna be a sheep, your gonna get fleeced, welcome to humanity motherfvckers.
Yeah this is very common among porno biyaches....and probably most other biyaches as most women take their subconscious cues from porno biyaches...
Guys just buy them sh!t....I guess it makes the guys feel like **men**...because they are somehow *providing*
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Oh man on second look that lisa ann profile is maaaaaaad fake....look at that sports memorabilia....thats clearly some fat eric cartman like dude is s dakota scheming on dudes
Guys just buy them sh!t....I guess it makes the guys feel like **men**...because they are somehow *providing*
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Oh man on second look that lisa ann profile is maaaaaaad fake....look at that sports memorabilia....thats clearly some fat eric cartman like dude is s dakota scheming on dudes
MatureDJ
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Found another one. Oh my, what a babe! :woo:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/17301GUJ7APRN
She seems to like kinky stuff.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/17301GUJ7APRN
She seems to like kinky stuff.
Peaks&Valleys
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you've got to buy them something for their birthday.
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Lingerie-Black-Bodystocking/dp/B0085YRXYE/ref=pd_sim_a_8
Personally I like this one myself. Chick's kind of beat but her body's a 10.
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Lingerie-Black-Bodystocking/dp/B0085YRXYE/ref=pd_sim_a_8
Personally I like this one myself. Chick's kind of beat but her body's a 10.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.