MatureDJ
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
WTF? An Amazon page for men to buy a chick gifts?
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I have a wish list on amazon. My family uses it to buy me presents I really want.
So...let me get this straight, you're surpised to a. learn there is such a thing as a wish list and b. surprised to see women using it for attention whoring and outright begging for goods solely based on the fact they are hot? Are you new here? Or have you not hung out with hot women before?
I used to hang out with a group of hot bartenders at my local, I was dating one of them for a while. You would be surprised at the dudes who would randomly buy them **** just because they happened to mention it.
One chic had her entire shoe collection from some poor chump who was begging to take her on a date. God forbid if he bought the wrong color. He got yelled at in front of the entire bar. It was disgusting and pathetic. But this is the world we live in. I've accepted it. I'm not surprised to see this sort of thing on the internet. It's a good hustle.
Hell I should make me up a fake hot girl profile, get dumb ass dudes to buy me **** and then turn around and sell it on Ebay. If your gonna be a sheep, your gonna get fleeced, welcome to humanity motherfvckers.
So...let me get this straight, you're surpised to a. learn there is such a thing as a wish list and b. surprised to see women using it for attention whoring and outright begging for goods solely based on the fact they are hot? Are you new here? Or have you not hung out with hot women before?
I used to hang out with a group of hot bartenders at my local, I was dating one of them for a while. You would be surprised at the dudes who would randomly buy them **** just because they happened to mention it.
One chic had her entire shoe collection from some poor chump who was begging to take her on a date. God forbid if he bought the wrong color. He got yelled at in front of the entire bar. It was disgusting and pathetic. But this is the world we live in. I've accepted it. I'm not surprised to see this sort of thing on the internet. It's a good hustle.
Hell I should make me up a fake hot girl profile, get dumb ass dudes to buy me **** and then turn around and sell it on Ebay. If your gonna be a sheep, your gonna get fleeced, welcome to humanity motherfvckers.
Yeah this is very common among porno biyaches....and probably most other biyaches as most women take their subconscious cues from porno biyaches...
Guys just buy them sh!t....I guess it makes the guys feel like **men**...because they are somehow *providing*
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Oh man on second look that lisa ann profile is maaaaaaad fake....look at that sports memorabilia....thats clearly some fat eric cartman like dude is s dakota scheming on dudes
Guys just buy them sh!t....I guess it makes the guys feel like **men**...because they are somehow *providing*
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Oh man on second look that lisa ann profile is maaaaaaad fake....look at that sports memorabilia....thats clearly some fat eric cartman like dude is s dakota scheming on dudes
MatureDJ
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Found another one. Oh my, what a babe! :woo:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/17301GUJ7APRN
She seems to like kinky stuff.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/17301GUJ7APRN
She seems to like kinky stuff.
Peaks&Valleys
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you've got to buy them something for their birthday.
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Lingerie-Black-Bodystocking/dp/B0085YRXYE/ref=pd_sim_a_8
Personally I like this one myself. Chick's kind of beat but her body's a 10.
http://www.amazon.com/Zoogster-Lingerie-Black-Bodystocking/dp/B0085YRXYE/ref=pd_sim_a_8
Personally I like this one myself. Chick's kind of beat but her body's a 10.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.