"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wrestling with Girls?

damned_in_black

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Ok in one of my class there's this girl who like to joke around and today she basically knocked this one guy down and she sat to his chest. When she was done she looked at me and said that I was next. Keep in mind that there are only six people in this class and she and her friends like to joke around) What do I do if she does something like that to me? I mean I'm not going to hit a girl, and basically any move I do on her would probaly count as sexual harassment?

P.S. She already has a bf.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Best friends? NAY

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Screw that put her on the ground. If she says sexuall haresment tell her not to mess with guys if shes going to be an uptight *****.
 

Dale North

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haha. Sounds like a good time to crack a joke or something. and if she really does fight, damn, it'll probably be more kino and flirting than fighting.

then again, some girls piss me off. They don't say they're going to kick my ass, cuz they know they'll get owned.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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you dont need to hit her, just wrestle end up on top pin her down then lean right down as if your about to kiss her, wink then get up.
 

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Quote:

If she is man enough to hit you....She is man enough to be put on the ground


Lol. only problem is, she ain't a man.
 

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if she does sit on top of you just say in a c+f way:

hooh. damn girl...your comin on strong! i want to get to know you first.

say this while you pull her face close to yours but as you pull it close act as if she's trying to kiss you so seem like your pushing her away from your face and scream out "that's sexual harrasment (her name)"

you gotta do that part when there are people around to watch.
 
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