"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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backbreaker

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i have been toying with making this post for a few days,m but every day the woman just gets more outlandish.

i have a client, who we are building a website for. She's in the adult industry. she's in her early 50's (but quite cougarish.. ). i don't know if this is industry women or whatever but, everything she does, just screams "pay me some attention"


she tells me she is into s and m
she tells me 30 minutes later that she is an ordained minister
she tell me her dad was shot when she was 9 years old (why the **** does everything happen when you are 9)
she tells me she also likes women


if this is your avg 50 year old god help you.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Traveller2011

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backbreaker said:
i have a client, who we are building a website for. She's in the adult industry.

That's all I needed to hear. And you're surprised? Run!

Psycho/NPD/BPD/Histrionic? Probably all of that.
 

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Paging BigJimbo, BigJimbo to the MM section STAT! Paging BigJimbo!

Dude. Chics in the adult industry are gonna have more issues than Natty Geo.
 

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PairPlusRoyalFlush said:
Anyone know of a woman with daddy issues that is relatively normal? Not me. I used to really loathe the misogyny of rap music until I realized that these rappers have been probably dealing with nothing but fatherless BPD psychos their whole lives.
Ding ding ding. we have a winner.

then you wonder why they get with some plain jane white girl who is nothing special, mainly because she just acts "normal". Of course you have plenty who go for the gold digging hot chics as well.
 
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