"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
"Wow your tall!"
- Thread starter baz
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Senior Don Juan
Lol.. Not bad.Originally posted by Ice Cold
Turn your palm to her:
"press a button"
She presses
You make an "elevator sound" and lower yourself to her level. You use this trick on your niece all the time.
(C)Mystery... (I think)
So Many Ways
Master Don Juan
Usually if a woman comments on your height right away, that's an immediate buy signal so assume she's interested and act accordingly.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Master Don Juan
her: wow...AFK you're tall.
me: ::looks around:: who said that?
her:
omg, you're so mean.me: aww how cute...a little hobbit.
her: :
layful slap::Its funny cuz I see the other guys blush and say thanks or something.