"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"Wow your tall!"

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Whats a good answer to this line? I seem to get this all the time when meeting women.
Sometimes I'll just say "yea i know" or "no, your just short"

I know it doesnt mean much in the end but what would say is a good line?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Turn your palm to her:

"press a button" :)

She presses

You make an "elevator sound" and lower yourself to her level. You use this trick on your niece all the time.

(C)Mystery... (I think)
 
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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Turn your palm to her:

"press a button" :)

She presses

You make an "elevator sound" and lower yourself to her level. You use this trick on your niece all the time.

(C)Mystery... (I think)
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Lol.. Not bad. :D
 
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You could say "naah, I'm a MAN size" ephasis on MAN. My friend who is a natural uses that one. Another this is to tease her about being short but be careful with this. It has to be done in a teasing joking manner.

Usually if a woman comments on your height right away, that's an immediate buy signal so assume she's interested and act accordingly.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Im kinda a short guy so i dont get told that. But when i wanna pickup a tall chick i walk up behind her and so she notices i stand up on my tippy toes and she usualy tuns around thinking WTF and i say somethign along the lines of **** YOUR TALL it more often than not gets a laugh and its a good opener.
 
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I know a lot of short asian girls at my high school so I joke with them and such. Might not be a good idea to use on some stranger, but make sure they know you're kidding.

her: wow...AFK you're tall.
me: ::looks around:: who said that? :D
her: :eek: omg, you're so mean.
me: aww how cute...a little hobbit.
her: ::playful slap::

Its funny cuz I see the other guys blush and say thanks or something.
 
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