"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow, the price of ground beef has tripled since pre-COVID

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I must be immune to these prices since the USDA Choice Top Loin I get always seems to be about $13/lb, and there isn't enough demand at that price to make it go higher. That said, at my local Wal-Mart, I do notice that when the butcher swings by to offer up the "Manager's Special" to such cuts that only have a day left before expiration, it quickly gets taken.

It's OVER for CheapRedMeatCels.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I do notice that when the butcher swings by to offer up the "Manager's Special" to such cuts that only have a day left before expiration, it quickly gets taken.
That's how I have been buying meat for a long time.
 

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That's how I have been buying meat for a long time.
I typically only buy if there is at least 4 days left, which allows me to eat 2 days in a row, skip a day, and eat one last day - or if I can get a small enough package, cook everything left on the 2nd day and have some leftover.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Beef prices are near record highs. Too much drought, inflation, and high grain,hay prices have led to farmers/ranchers cutting back on the number of cattle they run. The nations herd size is also lower than its ever been. Demand is high while the supply has dwindled drives the price up. You'll see prices come back down when ranchers turn out more cows that produce more calves and the inventory gets back up. Give it 2 more years.
 

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Do you really want to be eating that GMO chemical and MSG induced thing anyways? If you are going to be eating meat, eat it at your local farmers butchery that is grown organically and naturally. Besides it's way better to be a vegetarian these days and have a diet full of vegetables, fruits and legumes/nuts with natural supplements.
 

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If you are going to be eating meat, eat it at your local farmers butchery that is grown organically and naturally.
There is no difference between the animal that goes to one of Cargill's packing houses to be processed or your local meat processor. They can be grown the same way and out of the same herd. Both can be labeled organic if they werent given antibiotics/hormones.
 
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