"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow, that was the most awkward date ever

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This girl asks me to hang out with her, so we make plans. I'm expecting to bring her back to my apt and attack lol. She comes to the door and isn't even dressed up and I'm like wtf lol. I go up in her dorm and we watch tv. No alcohol and her roommate is in the room with us. She's also doing an essay that is due tomorrow and talking about how tired she is. She eventually says sorry I'm not this boring and I hope I don't fall asleep on you. I decide to leave right then and I'm not texting her lol. Sorry I'm kind of drunk.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I can't get friend zoned because I'm not ugly and it was the first time I met this girl.
 

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Dhoulmagus said:
This girl asks me to hang out with her, so we make plans. I'm expecting to bring her back to my apt and attack lol. She comes to the door and isn't even dressed up and I'm like wtf lol. I go up in her dorm and we watch tv. No alcohol and her roommate is in the room with us. She's also doing an essay that is due tomorrow and talking about how tired she is. She eventually says sorry I'm not this boring and I hope I don't fall asleep on you. I decide to leave right then and I'm not texting her lol. Sorry I'm kind of drunk.
As the man, you're always suppose to take initiative. You were suppose to tell her to get dressed and proceeded as normal. Remember it's never the chick's fault. The faulty things that women do is due to a flaw in your game.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Dhoulmagus said:
I can't get friend zoned because I'm not ugly and it was the first time I met this girl.
It's not about looks with women - it's about how you make them FEEL. If you make her feel that you're a fag, then she'll just string you along like a b1tch.

You need to look at all women the same way you'd look at a (much) younger sister. Would you take orders off her or take her too seriously ? would you follow her lead ? would you tolerate her sh1t ? NO, you'd see her as a child who needed YOUR guidance. ALWAYS STICK AT THIS MINDSET.
 

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That's outrageous. Why even bother with a bish like that?
 

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Dhoulmagus said:
I can't get friend zoned because I'm not ugly and it was the first time I met this girl.
Wrong. I'm pretty hot and I used to get friend zoned plenty in my younger years....basically because I was a *****.
 

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Shoulda told her to put some something on and take a walk around campus. Would have been a good opportunity for you to take charge and push some boundaries to get that hamster spinning.

Instead you followed her lead and looked like a lame being her study buddy.

There have been plenty of times where a girl is being lazy, boring, doesn't want to drink, etc and I push her a bit and end up having a great time and get laid.

The next morning is usually followed by text from her at work about how I'm trouble, a bad influence, and she wants to do it again.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Dgwizdal said:
Shoulda told her to put some something on and take a walk around campus. Would have been a good opportunity for you to take charge and push some boundaries to get that hamster spinning.

Instead you followed her lead and looked like a lame being her study buddy.

There have been plenty of times where a girl is being lazy, boring, doesn't want to drink, etc and I push her a bit and end up having a great time and get laid.

The next morning is usually followed by text from her at work about how I'm trouble, a bad influence, and she wants to do it again.
I dont live in cali or florida. If that girl wants another date than she has to text me first, screw that
 
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