"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wow. I need to kill myself.

TinyDancer

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I haven't really been around here in a while but in case you forgot. im a chick. anyway. I'll keep this short.
MY PREDICAMENT IS...
I was making out with this guy and right when things were getting hot one of my stupid friends came and ripped the blanket off of us and ran away. We were outside and it was like minus five hundred and forty so that it was quite a mood killer. I went to ***** out my so called friend, and he just went and started running laps (running off the blueballs?). I feel really damn bad about this. On a scale of one to heartless where does ditching him in the heat of the moment rank?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Shadow Dancer

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oh schizzle! hahhahahahaha He started running laps...hahahahhaha. The blood was stuck in his balls so he was confused and didn't realize he was running home in the wrong direction. hahahah
 

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I don't get it? Where were you in a blanket?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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