Wow. I need to kill myself.

[TinyDancer]

I haven't really been around here in a while but in case you forgot. im a chick. anyway. I'll keep this short.
MY PREDICAMENT IS...
I was making out with this guy and right when things were getting hot one of my stupid friends came and ripped the blanket off of us and ran away. We were outside and it was like minus five hundred and forty so that it was quite a mood killer. I went to ***** out my so called friend, and he just went and started running laps (running off the blueballs?). I feel really damn bad about this. On a scale of one to heartless where does ditching him in the heat of the moment rank?

 

[legolas]

Ugh, some pople just never grow up.

Can't you just laugh it off?

Go and tell like 10 of your friends and laugh it off.

 

[Shadow Dancer]

oh schizzle! hahhahahahaha He started running laps...hahahahhaha. The blood was stuck in his balls so he was confused and didn't realize he was running home in the wrong direction. hahahah

 

[Upper]

I don't get it? Where were you in a blanket?

 

[Desdinova]

Don't worry about it. This thread is three years old.

 

[unreal-guy]

LOOK OUT! ATTENTION ***** DETECTED

 

[Schmuck]

I don't get it? Where were you in a blanket?

Nice job, you just resurrected the oldest possible thread.