"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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WOW... for anybody who needs some motivation losing weight...

sonick182

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http://www.twowiresthin.com/wl2003/index.html

This guy is from another forum I frequent... I was totally amazed at what he did. 8 months from bein the average joe with a spare tire to being totally cut and sculpted...

Though some of you hardcore body builders im sure will say he's too 'skinny'...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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NMMWCR

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That is an impressive transformation for 8 months work. Someone with his discipline will get big soon enough.
 

ReD MaFiA

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damn...he lost 15 inches off his waist in 5 1/2 months!thats ****en amazing.
 

GropeDope

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You guys really want motivation to loss weight? LOL...

Your c-ck has a pad of fat right around the base of the penis. Some of you may already know that. The part of your c-ck that is within the fat pad I guess is what they call your inner penis.

Now if we use common sense, if you lose weight all around (now this is an area I wish I could spot reduce), your penis will look a TINY bit longer since more of the base of your c-ck will be exposed and less of it will be caught in that pad of fat. I don't think there is a way to completely eliminate it though.

If you don't believe me, stand up and take your index finger and middle finger and push the area of skin around the base of your penis inward a little bit. Depending on the amount of fat you have, you will notice that a little bit more of your d-ck gets exposed. For me, I'd say it's like half an inch.. LOL.

So to recount, if you have a bit of a belly and you lose some weight, your penis should theoretically look slightly longer. If you've had a giant pot belly for a long ass time then who the hell knows what might happen. You might wake up one day with an 8 inch d-ck when all along you thought you only had an average sized 6 incher thanks to all that excess fat.

How's that for motivation?
 

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Hey GropeDope, this is from the FAQ of the very website sonick182 has advertised (which is really cool, by the way, thanks):

  • Q: What the stupidest question you've even been asked?

    That's a tough one. Whoever coined the phrase "there's no such thing as a stupid question" was either extremely naive, or overly-polite. I've been asked some weird stuff, but this email comes immediately to mind:

    "I know this is a stupid question, so feel free to not answer. I read somewhere that for every 35 pounds lost, a man gains 1 inch on the penis. Because, the fat hides some of it. I guess this makes sense. Since you are the only person I know of who has lost 50 pounds, I wanted to know if this is true. Talk about extra motivation to lose fat. Thanks."

    I rest my case....
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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GropeDope

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Well I don't care if they don't believe it or if you don't either. I exagerrated a little bit in that post, but to be honest with you, when I lost my belly three months ago (I was a little chubby) and got my stomach almost completely flat, I swear to you my **** was a TAD bit longer by at least 1/4 inch. Yea I know that really don't mean jack **** visually and people won't notice such a miniscule increase like that unless they measure, but at least that was another benefit I had from losing my belly.
 
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