"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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cola

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If a chick was hitting on would you hit her back? Not a childish angry slap but like literally whaling away at your face? I mean like not the type of girly slaps that can be laughed off.. I mean like really trying to cause you bodily harm. I would slap the **** out of her just want to know what you guys think..

Remember not like a feminine slap in the face .. But like closed fist ufc type ****..
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nah... I'd just push her away, and not talk to her again. I never seen a girl wail away at a guy's face. Like, ever. He'd have to be pretty weak to allow any kind of continuous beating.

Women are all about the psychological warfare against men. I don't know of any that try to physically hit someone. Maybe a push or body slap at best. Both of which are weak. They are not very strong in the way that guys are.
 

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Bull****. I've seen a chick kick a guys ass. And it wasn't so much he was weak the chick just could fight.
 

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I mean they say that you can't hit them with your fist but only with an open hand.

So I guess I would give her one hell of a *****slap. One of those that'll make her spin 360 degrees before she falls down.

And if that doesn't work, a good low kick.
 
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If anybody hits anybody then in my opinion the person who has been assaulted has every right to retaliate to defend themselves.

If a woman punches me, I don't care who it is, I'm going to retaliate and hit her 10x harder than she hit me. There is no excuse or reason to use violence in any situation, people who throw their fists around deserve a taste of their own medicine.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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floydb25

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cola said:
Bull****. I've seen a chick kick a guys ass. And it wasn't so much he was weak the chick just could fight.
Wish I was there to see it, tape it, and laugh. I knew some cruel *****es, but none of them would hit.
 

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Wouldn't hit as that would cause too much damage. Would grapple/take her down & force into submission tho.
 

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theblackcat said:
Wouldn't hit as that would cause too much damage. Would grapple/take her down & force into submission tho.
and maybe a couple of dry humps for good measure.
 
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