Would you take Hef's sloppy seconds?

[MatureDJ]

Hugh Hefner's widow Crystal engaged to James Ward

Crystal Hefner is engaged. The former Mrs. Hugh Hefner, 39, said yes to the boyfriend of one year, James Ward, after he proposed to her at her home in Hawaii .

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[SW15]

James Ward had no problem doing that.

 

[BaronOfHair]

Hef's preferences leaned towards the blonde and hyper-enhanced. That type is less appealing to me than being locked overnight in a storage shed with JK Rowling and John Oliver, as they go to war over which stall trannies should be allowed to sh-t in

 

[Travel memoir21]

How about this one- Would you still date your hot high school cheerleader knowing she’s lost a notch smv wise and probably rode the carousel by now.

 

[New_Journey]

Everyone in here gets sloppy seconds. The only who gets no puzzy is you.

 

[New_Journey]

How about this one- Would you still date your hot high school cheerleader knowing she’s lost a notch smv wise and probably rode the carousel by now.

Translation: She has had way more action than me and that makes me very insecure.

 

[SW15]

Would you still date your hot high school cheerleader knowing she’s lost a notch smv wise and probably rode the carousel by now.

I have found the social media accounts of some of the attractive cheerleaders from my high school.

It's not something that I think about regularly. Every so often (less than once a year), I have thought about a few of the attractive high school cheerleaders from my high school and have tried to find them online. While I haven't found all of them, I have found a few of them.

There have been some whose looks have diminished significantly. I wouldn't be interested in them in the present moment based on their looks. It's a bit irrelevant as I don't think any of them are local to me. I have zero chance of encountering any of them now.

As for their carousel riding over the years, I would have no way of knowing that. I would be making judgments on their looks.

Some pretty females from my high school (and even college years) are now moms. That's something that I would not find desirable for longer term interactions (not great for shorter term either) if they became available and if they were local to me.

A woman with a high notch count will exhibit some undesirable behaviors longer term but those often take time to arise in an interaction.

Crystal Harris (aka Crystal Hefner) is 39 years old right now. She would have been a freshman in high school when I was a senior. We would not have overlapped much had we attended the same high school.

Crystal is looking good right now. Her looks have fallen off a bit. She's 39 year old, she's not overweight, and her skin looks decent.

She's also childless too. I would find that attractive.

Hef's preferences leaned towards the blonde and hyper-enhanced.

That is a type that I like. I care more about fitness that hair color or breast size.

 

[BaronOfHair]

How about this one- Would you still date your hot high school cheerleader knowing she’s lost a notch smv wise and probably rode the carousel by now.

Date? No. Smash? Probably

 

[SW15]

Date? No. Smash? Probably

I would smash Crystal Harris for sure.

Her looks and childless status would be appealing to me. I'd offer a first date and see where things went.

I have some high school and college classmates that I would find appealing now. I can think of one college classmate who is early 40s. She never had children and she does post bikini pictures on her Instagram. She's looking good. I'd be interested if she were available and lived in the same city as I do.