"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Would you take Hef's sloppy seconds?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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James Ward had no problem doing that.
 

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Hef's preferences leaned towards the blonde and hyper-enhanced. That type is less appealing to me than being locked overnight in a storage shed with JK Rowling and John Oliver, as they go to war over which stall trannies should be allowed to sh-t in
 

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How about this one- Would you still date your hot high school cheerleader knowing she’s lost a notch smv wise and probably rode the carousel by now.
 

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Would you still date your hot high school cheerleader knowing she’s lost a notch smv wise and probably rode the carousel by now.
I have found the social media accounts of some of the attractive cheerleaders from my high school.

It's not something that I think about regularly. Every so often (less than once a year), I have thought about a few of the attractive high school cheerleaders from my high school and have tried to find them online. While I haven't found all of them, I have found a few of them.

There have been some whose looks have diminished significantly. I wouldn't be interested in them in the present moment based on their looks. It's a bit irrelevant as I don't think any of them are local to me. I have zero chance of encountering any of them now.

As for their carousel riding over the years, I would have no way of knowing that. I would be making judgments on their looks.

Some pretty females from my high school (and even college years) are now moms. That's something that I would not find desirable for longer term interactions (not great for shorter term either) if they became available and if they were local to me.

A woman with a high notch count will exhibit some undesirable behaviors longer term but those often take time to arise in an interaction.

Crystal Harris (aka Crystal Hefner) is 39 years old right now. She would have been a freshman in high school when I was a senior. We would not have overlapped much had we attended the same high school.

Crystal is looking good right now. Her looks have fallen off a bit. She's 39 year old, she's not overweight, and her skin looks decent.

She's also childless too. I would find that attractive.

Hef's preferences leaned towards the blonde and hyper-enhanced.
That is a type that I like. I care more about fitness that hair color or breast size.
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Date? No. Smash? Probably
I would smash Crystal Harris for sure.

Her looks and childless status would be appealing to me. I'd offer a first date and see where things went.

I have some high school and college classmates that I would find appealing now. I can think of one college classmate who is early 40s. She never had children and she does post bikini pictures on her Instagram. She's looking good. I'd be interested if she were available and lived in the same city as I do.
 
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