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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Would you seriously date (or marry) one of these hotties?
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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there are a few on that list i would seriously considerMatureDJ said:
most likely no. but i wouldn't rule it out. depending on what they have done. truth be told just about everyone has done some **** that could end them up in jail including myself. I 'm not quick to judge. With that said, usually the people who get caught get caught for a reason. Also some things are automatic tosses. burglary, grand larceny, killing someone accidental or not i don't care you gots to go.
you go to any NA/AA meeting and half the girls there have records and some of them are smoking. The little red head that i kinda befriended and who made it clear to me she anted me to date her but i had to cut lose beucase my now wife really didn't care for the attention she required me to give her, she had a record for i want to say drug paraphernalia, did i want to say a year and a half stint for it. but she got out and seriously changed her life, had a degree, and not a bull **** degree a real one lol, rock sciences or some **** like that the girl who studies rocks and **** whatever that is called smart as fvck. under difference circumstances i would have dated her. she had her **** together and had a killer body, very pretty feet lol, and was a red head.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
whats most interesting is those chicks think that despite their records that they are in a position to MAKE DEMANDS on the type of men they get.
then again with AFCism running rampant in the world they probably can find a lonely, wealthy real estate or computer dude to provision them within a few months of their release.
then again some of these biatches are in for life...so you could take the george costanza route and just visit them on the inside and keep the relationship confined so to speak
then again with AFCism running rampant in the world they probably can find a lonely, wealthy real estate or computer dude to provision them within a few months of their release.
then again some of these biatches are in for life...so you could take the george costanza route and just visit them on the inside and keep the relationship confined so to speak
Wouldn't be interested in any of these women for LTR/marriage without some serious qualification. They're attractive physically, but what do they have to offer outside of what God/Nature/Evolution handed them for free? Probably not much hence the prison terms.
What I found most interesting is that even though they are incarcerated for pretty heinous crimes (murder, DUI) they refused to explain what makes them a good catch. They just talked about their "types" of men and what men can do for them offering nothing in exchange. This kind of woman repulses me.
Pump and dump, nothing else...and I certainly wouldn't let them into my house. Who knows what would be missing when they left?
What I found most interesting is that even though they are incarcerated for pretty heinous crimes (murder, DUI) they refused to explain what makes them a good catch. They just talked about their "types" of men and what men can do for them offering nothing in exchange. This kind of woman repulses me.
Pump and dump, nothing else...and I certainly wouldn't let them into my house. Who knows what would be missing when they left?
Dust 2 Dust
Master Don Juan
Prison Dating Site- Where AFC's go to throw up the white flag.
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no, definetely NO
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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Hell there are several chicks on POF who've been incarcerated before and or have pending court cases. I've spoken in email previously to a number of them. No joke. Once (if ever) released the list you posted will be the newest members of the 'world's best free dating site'. I'm not joking either.
I see an advantage over dating in prison then on the outside:
First you always know where they are, so they easily can be reached.
Second, the date itself would be really cheap because you can only hang out in the courtyard or the visiting area that's it.
If things go well then you get some conjugal visit sex, just schedule an appointment and the likelyhood she will flake remains low unless she shank's someone in the court yard.
She can't check up on you on the outside, so you can still date whomever you want and she will always be available unless she turns lesbo.
and if she escapes then you can have fugitive sex! apparently its the best kind of sex there is.
Of course once she gets freed from prison, you better dump her because who really wants to date an ex-con?!
First you always know where they are, so they easily can be reached.
Second, the date itself would be really cheap because you can only hang out in the courtyard or the visiting area that's it.
If things go well then you get some conjugal visit sex, just schedule an appointment and the likelyhood she will flake remains low unless she shank's someone in the court yard.
She can't check up on you on the outside, so you can still date whomever you want and she will always be available unless she turns lesbo.
and if she escapes then you can have fugitive sex! apparently its the best kind of sex there is.
Of course once she gets freed from prison, you better dump her because who really wants to date an ex-con?!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.