"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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would you pursue it?

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at the check out counter today, this beautiful girl was flirting w/ me. she said playfully w/ a smile, "why don't you buy those m&m's right there. there only two for a $1.00." we started shooting the **** and i find out, surprisingly, that she was only seventeen years old. she seriously looked like she was in her early twenties. anyways, i didn't ask for her #; but there was a connection and i'm sure she would have given it to me. she was only seventeen, not of age :p but man, it was very tempting because she was hot. would you guys have done the same?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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john_1234 said:
at the check out counter today, this beautiful girl was flirting w/ me. she said playfully w/ a smile, "why don't you buy those m&m's right there. there only two for a $1.00." we started shooting the **** and i find out, surprisingly, that she was only seventeen years old. she seriously looked like she was in her early twenties. anyways, i didn't ask for her #; but there was a connection and i'm sure she would have given it to me. she was only seventeen, not of age :p but man, it was very tempting because she was hot. would you guys have done the same?
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only question is when does she turn 18? get the number... date until she's legal then bang away.
 
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And just when I thought she was
comin' to my door
She whispered sweet and brought me
to the floor, she said
I'm only seventeen, but
I'll show you love like you've never seen
She's only seventeen, daddy says she's too young,
but she's old enough for me!
 
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