They could just file a domestic violence injunction against you and then they're guaranteed citizenship and living in your house alone.Vulpine said:At one point, I heard that the going rate for a marriage-for-citizenship deal was around $20,000.
Shack up with a Eastern European chick for a few years for $20k? I could use a housekeeper for a few years... why not? I've had crappy roommates that didn't pay nearly as much, so...
Perhaps I could move to Utah, become a mormon, and bring over boatloads. Twenty-thousand a head would add up quickly if I had twenty or thirty "three year brides".
I'd build a barracks for my wife army: it would be like the "Fight Club" house, but with Russian chicks out in the garden instead of space monkeys.
Otherwise, to an American chick? Fuggin' fuhgedabowdit. Bad return on investment.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Would you marry for money?
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