"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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would you let your gf have a boob augmentation?

pyros

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I hear stories about women leaving their bfs, husbands etc after getting a boob augmentation due to the increase of male attention.

It seems their boyfriends start to get scared that their gfs are gonna leave them.
Personally I wouldnt have a problem. Actually I would find her more attractive so I would be happier LOL.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I freaking hate fake boobs, for the most part. I prefer natural.
Fake boobs can make a girl look better while she has her clothes on though, so I can see how she might get more attention that way.
 

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pyros said:
I hear stories about women leaving their bfs, husbands etc after getting a boob augmentation due to the increase of male attention.

It seems their boyfriends start to get scared that their gfs are gonna leave them.
Personally I wouldnt have a problem. Actually I would find her more attractive so I would be happier LOL.

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It's "the chicken or the egg" thing. Women get implants to be more attractive to men. If she already has a man, why does she need implants? She's prepping for a branch swing.
 

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Bokanovsky said:
It's "the chicken or the egg" thing. Women get implants to be more attractive to men. If she already has a man, why does she need implants? She's prepping for a branch swing.
That's the way I see it. But if she wants them I wouldn't fight it. But I wouldn't pay for them either. I hear some of these plastic surgeons have excellent financing plans for bolt-ons.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"Sure, I don't think you need it at all but if it makes you happier then I am happy to support you."

In other words yes, more to jizz on.
 

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Mauser96 said:
How would you stop your Girlfriend?
I mean, I wouldn't try to talk her out of it. It's her body. If she wants fake cans, get them.
 

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I'm not sure how you can "let" someone to do something or not. She can make her own decisions. Personally, I like boobs. :)

While some guys do legitimately prefer smaller breasts or natural breasts, I think a lot of guys are full of **** when they say they don't like boobs jobs and think if she gets one that she's going to leave for someone better. If that's your mindset, there's inner game issues for you to work on. You don't "have a girl" like she's a piece of property. She's free to go any time she wants, and likewise you are free to leave a relationship also if it doesn't meet your expectations.

I wouldn't pay for it though obviously, maybe if we were married and I was making most of the money but no way I'm anywhere near that point yet.
 

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Have been on the 'wrong end' of a boob job. I think that a chick has massive jubblies, but when I gets em out, turns out they're dubble Ds that cost a few grand.

Prefer dubble A's that are real than anysizes fakes. But personal choices, obvs.
 

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One of my co workers got some implants in the spring and she got hit on left and right. About 3 months later she dumped her bf, she was with some other dude but dumped him last monday. In January she is getting more work done on them again. Will be interesting to see the new transformation haha.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'd let her, of course. As Mauser pointed out, there is no stopping her. The question is would I stick around, and I'd go with no, absolutely not. It's like the girl that goes shopping for a skin-tight dress to wear to work - nothing wrong with doing that of course, but if she has a boyfriend/husband, you have to wonder: who''s eye(s) exactly is she trying to catch by wearing that? Besides, I'll take a perky set of B cups - hell, even some A cups - over flesh-coated saline bags any day. I loathe boob jobs on a girl more than I do tattoos.
 

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Hell no. Incisions to insert some bags of fluid. Gross.

As a side note, I see Bokanovsky's point. Boob jobs are for recent divorcees along with a Mercedes, highlighted hair, gym and tanning club membership, and "I Love P I nk" sweatshirt (even though she's 42 lol).

I don't understand why a chick in a relationship would feel the need for a boob job.

You do have to wonder if she has branch swinging on her mind.
 

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Bible_Belt said:
Girls who have natural big boobs all seem to want a reduction or a lift. There's just no pleasing women.
Big boobs give women back problems plus some big boobs sag or are deformed. Nothing wrong with a woman making herself look better.
 
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