"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Would you let your friends bang your wife for money?

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Jack McCrack said:
Just a theoretical question.

I'm not married, but the rules of Don Juan state that:

A. All women are ho's
B. Do what you can to benefit yourself.

$200 may not seem like much, but it depends on the quality of woman you have.
So you'd marry a $200 ho?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DrD77 said:
i don't agree with the don juan rules. i think thats total b.s.
I think the guy who started this thread is just trying to be funny and failing at it.

Otherwise, stay away from him :crazy:
 

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J-dog said:
I DON'T HAVE A FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you're no longer high off crack, explain to me how this is possible.
 

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Funny huh?

Do you see me laughing?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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im not married, bt i wuldnt even comprehend lettin any1 bang my wife, why dont yu start experimenting with yo galfriend. let ME bang her for 200 bucks. bet yu need the money
 

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if you're true don juan
you wouldn't even think about this ****.
 
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