"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Would you let your friends bang your wife for money?

Jack McCrack

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Say $150-$200 / 30 mins?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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For $150 I could get a new digital delay pedal for my guitar...hell yeah! ;)
 

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i bet by the time she gains 100 pounds you ll have to pay THEM to bang her, since you ll be too disgusted to do it yourself
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bible_Belt said:
You guys think $200 is a lot of money?
I was wondering the same thing too; are these guys serious?

A serious question would be like that movie; would you let some guy do it for one million. Now at least there's a question worth debating.
 

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azanon said:
I was wondering the same thing too; are these guys serious?

A serious question would be like that movie; would you let some guy do it for one million. Now at least there's a question worth debating.
Absolutely... for $200 you might as well take her to Mexico and stick her in a bar for a day. Tools!!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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150$-200$!!!!Dude I won't do that, thats so cheap!!!Ask 500$ thats good!!
 

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I got a better one...

Would you let your father bang your wife for money ? :crackup:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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DrD77

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u guys are ****ing stupid. if i had a wife that i truely loved, i wouldn't let no man touch her but me. all for some cash, if you do that **** u are a ****ing disgrace man. you don't deserve to be married.
 

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DrD77 said:
u guys are ****ing stupid. if i had a wife that i truely loved, i wouldn't let no man touch her but me. all for some cash, if you do that **** u are a ****ing disgrace man. you don't deserve to be married.
Awwwww.... :cry: Looks like we struck a nerve with this one. :mad:
 

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yeah looks like i'm the only one with some sense around these boards.
 

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Just a theoretical question.

I'm not married, but the rules of Don Juan state that:

A. All women are ho's
B. Do what you can to benefit yourself.

$200 may not seem like much, but it depends on the quality of woman you have.
 

DrD77

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i don't agree with the don juan rules. i think thats total b.s.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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