"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Say $150-$200 / 30 mins?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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For $150 I could get a new digital delay pedal for my guitar...hell yeah! ;)
 

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i bet by the time she gains 100 pounds you ll have to pay THEM to bang her, since you ll be too disgusted to do it yourself
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Bible_Belt said:
You guys think $200 is a lot of money?
I was wondering the same thing too; are these guys serious?

A serious question would be like that movie; would you let some guy do it for one million. Now at least there's a question worth debating.
 

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azanon said:
I was wondering the same thing too; are these guys serious?

A serious question would be like that movie; would you let some guy do it for one million. Now at least there's a question worth debating.
Absolutely... for $200 you might as well take her to Mexico and stick her in a bar for a day. Tools!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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150$-200$!!!!Dude I won't do that, thats so cheap!!!Ask 500$ thats good!!
 

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I got a better one...

Would you let your father bang your wife for money ? :crackup:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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u guys are ****ing stupid. if i had a wife that i truely loved, i wouldn't let no man touch her but me. all for some cash, if you do that **** u are a ****ing disgrace man. you don't deserve to be married.
 

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DrD77 said:
u guys are ****ing stupid. if i had a wife that i truely loved, i wouldn't let no man touch her but me. all for some cash, if you do that **** u are a ****ing disgrace man. you don't deserve to be married.
Awwwww.... :cry: Looks like we struck a nerve with this one. :mad:
 

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yeah looks like i'm the only one with some sense around these boards.
 

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Just a theoretical question.

I'm not married, but the rules of Don Juan state that:

A. All women are ho's
B. Do what you can to benefit yourself.

$200 may not seem like much, but it depends on the quality of woman you have.
 

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i don't agree with the don juan rules. i think thats total b.s.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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