"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you let your friends bang your wife for money?

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Jack McCrack said:
Just a theoretical question.

I'm not married, but the rules of Don Juan state that:

A. All women are ho's
B. Do what you can to benefit yourself.

$200 may not seem like much, but it depends on the quality of woman you have.
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So you'd marry a $200 ho?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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DrD77 said:
i don't agree with the don juan rules. i think thats total b.s.
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I think the guy who started this thread is just trying to be funny and failing at it.

Otherwise, stay away from him :crazy:
 
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J-dog said:
I DON'T HAVE A FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When you're no longer high off crack, explain to me how this is possible.
 
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Funny huh?

Do you see me laughing?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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im not married, bt i wuldnt even comprehend lettin any1 bang my wife, why dont yu start experimenting with yo galfriend. let ME bang her for 200 bucks. bet yu need the money
 
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if you're true don juan
you wouldn't even think about this ****.
 
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