"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Would you do it?

Well would you?

  • Yes, if it was one time and nobody would know

    Votes: 14 40.0%
  • No

    Votes: 21 60.0%

  • Total voters
    35
  • Poll closed .

Evzone

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Let's say nobody would know and it was just one time. Would you bone a fat chick?

NO, your goal is not to game those girls when you can do better; that doesn't even need to be said. My question to you, SoSuave, in a hypothetical setting, if you had a one-time option to have a throwaway lay with a fat chick, would you do it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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joekerr31

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define fat.

anna nicole smith was fat.

or are we talking rosanne barr fat?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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ready123

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meitenesrigas is probably from Ethiopia

over there, hamburger > sex
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Depends on how many drinks I've had. After five drinks, no. After twenty drinks I'm headed to her place.
 

Lord Shinra

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HandyAndy said:
only if theres a brown paper bag over her face
I'm sure you could find some old McDonald's bags on the floor next to your clothes and her parasail panties.
 

oakraiderz2

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Thick chicks with uber fat asses rule.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ricky

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In some respects with a bigger girl it can be more fun. But don't let her get on top, I worry about penile fracture.

If she is big, she better have a purty face though!
:cheer:
 

The Inside Man

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I haven't got laid in a few months and have been pretty horny lately, needless to say, and I had the opportunity. Met a very chunky girl at a bar with a cute face, she talked my ear off and I gave her my #, don't really know why. I got a message that said it was her last night in town and the last nigth we could "hang out". She lives 5 minutes away, she was drinking that night, it was all there.

When it came time to make the call though I just decided I would rather wait until it works out with a HB7+ than try to hook up with a 4 or 5. Don't even know if I could get a hardon in that situ. Luckily the cold streak is breaking tomorrow night when my ex comes back into town. yay!
 

Fuglydude

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Sex...no. *******s, yes ...she can blow me. Fat chics give the best head cuz they're always HUNGRY!:rockon:
 

comic_relief

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no

comic_relief
 

Mr. Wolf

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No. I wouldn't even do a fat hot girl, like anna nicole when she was fat. I met a girl like that yesterday at the post office. Damn, what an attention wh0re. I looked at her in her car as she was backing out into parking space, I didn't know she was fat like that, so I stared. Girl stopped backing up and stared back, while catching and enjoying me looking at her.. Then inside post office, damn, she's kinda fat, like 6 feet, and somewhat fat.. What an attention wh0re, she was upset I didn't look at her again.. I wouldn't touch that, and we aren't even talking about a fat girl, or what everyone thinks a fat girl is..


By the way comic_relief, your girlfriend is fat.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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comic_relief

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Mr. Wolf said:
By the way comic_relief, your girlfriend is fat.
hmmm... guess I would then :p

:crazy: oh you so crazy!

comic_relief
 

lildevil

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yes if the chick has a cute face otherwise never...but i have gotten heads from a fat chick before.... I think that sometimes u have to start from the bottom to make ur way up otherwise i dont see the progress

never though of it but some fat chicks look much better when ur desperate or after a really bad breakup
 

Nip/Tuck

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Seriously a Don Juan who is considering himself the "prize" will not reduce his standards and go for fugly chicks. A hot girl is hot partly because she takes care of herself mentally and physically. I will never ever fool around with a fat girl, I'm too good for that. High quality all the way. :up:
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Quoteth the great Chris Tucker:

:cuss: "OH HELL NAW!!!" :cuss:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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