"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you do it?

Well would you?

  • Yes, if it was one time and nobody would know

    Votes: 14 40.0%
  • No

    Votes: 21 60.0%

  • Total voters
    35
  • Poll closed .

Evzone

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Let's say nobody would know and it was just one time. Would you bone a fat chick?

NO, your goal is not to game those girls when you can do better; that doesn't even need to be said. My question to you, SoSuave, in a hypothetical setting, if you had a one-time option to have a throwaway lay with a fat chick, would you do it?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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joekerr31

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define fat.

anna nicole smith was fat.

or are we talking rosanne barr fat?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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ready123

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meitenesrigas is probably from Ethiopia

over there, hamburger > sex
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Depends on how many drinks I've had. After five drinks, no. After twenty drinks I'm headed to her place.
 

Lord Shinra

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HandyAndy said:
only if theres a brown paper bag over her face
I'm sure you could find some old McDonald's bags on the floor next to your clothes and her parasail panties.
 

oakraiderz2

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Thick chicks with uber fat asses rule.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ricky

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In some respects with a bigger girl it can be more fun. But don't let her get on top, I worry about penile fracture.

If she is big, she better have a purty face though!
:cheer:
 

The Inside Man

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I haven't got laid in a few months and have been pretty horny lately, needless to say, and I had the opportunity. Met a very chunky girl at a bar with a cute face, she talked my ear off and I gave her my #, don't really know why. I got a message that said it was her last night in town and the last nigth we could "hang out". She lives 5 minutes away, she was drinking that night, it was all there.

When it came time to make the call though I just decided I would rather wait until it works out with a HB7+ than try to hook up with a 4 or 5. Don't even know if I could get a hardon in that situ. Luckily the cold streak is breaking tomorrow night when my ex comes back into town. yay!
 

Fuglydude

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Sex...no. *******s, yes ...she can blow me. Fat chics give the best head cuz they're always HUNGRY!:rockon:
 

comic_relief

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no

comic_relief
 

Mr. Wolf

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No. I wouldn't even do a fat hot girl, like anna nicole when she was fat. I met a girl like that yesterday at the post office. Damn, what an attention wh0re. I looked at her in her car as she was backing out into parking space, I didn't know she was fat like that, so I stared. Girl stopped backing up and stared back, while catching and enjoying me looking at her.. Then inside post office, damn, she's kinda fat, like 6 feet, and somewhat fat.. What an attention wh0re, she was upset I didn't look at her again.. I wouldn't touch that, and we aren't even talking about a fat girl, or what everyone thinks a fat girl is..


By the way comic_relief, your girlfriend is fat.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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comic_relief

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Mr. Wolf said:
By the way comic_relief, your girlfriend is fat.
hmmm... guess I would then :p

:crazy: oh you so crazy!

comic_relief
 

lildevil

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yes if the chick has a cute face otherwise never...but i have gotten heads from a fat chick before.... I think that sometimes u have to start from the bottom to make ur way up otherwise i dont see the progress

never though of it but some fat chicks look much better when ur desperate or after a really bad breakup
 

Nip/Tuck

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Seriously a Don Juan who is considering himself the "prize" will not reduce his standards and go for fugly chicks. A hot girl is hot partly because she takes care of herself mentally and physically. I will never ever fool around with a fat girl, I'm too good for that. High quality all the way. :up:
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Quoteth the great Chris Tucker:

:cuss: "OH HELL NAW!!!" :cuss:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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