"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Would you ****/date your friend's ex?

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My good friend was in sexless "relationship" with this girl for a day or two before she LJBF'd him (well he is major afc). Sadly, he really became friends with her hoping that someday she'll get her back by showering her with attention and kissing her ass. That happened last summer, now he's cured (I think) and doesn't hang out with her anymore.

The problem is, she's giving me signals, and I do like her (she' hot hot hot) but I wonder how would my friend react if we started dating.


I'd like to hear your opinion, guys! Would it bother you if one of your best friends started dating your ex-oneitis? And would it bother you if you HE fvcked her few times?
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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hck332 said:
And would it bother you if you just fvcked her few times?
:crackup: This cracks me up!!! :D

Anyway.. I always get mad if A FRIEND of mine dates my ex, especially if I haven't "fvcked her a few times". She can date anyone else, but not a friend of mine.. that's why there are friends out there - to help me out, not steal my platonical gf.

Last night an ex-buddy of mine started hitting on my current gf. I have never hit on ANY of my buddy's gf's nor ex'es!
Now you know why I call him "ex-buddy" :D

"Bros before h0es" I would say..
 

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I really need to keep a note of the post where i wrote "The Rules" so i can copy and paste it into threads like this one.

Basically i will highlight the bits that apply to this situation.


What you need to do in this situation is ask your mate for concent. He didnt shag her which is good for you. But even if they went out for 2 days....thats enough to make it that you should ask.

He will say you can pursue it anyways. If he does or doesnt want you to....he will say do it. Reason. He will martyr himself for your happiness. (Not that that means anything) If he tried the bull of saying you owe me for it. you just say.....heh....at least i asked.

This way wont piss him off........any other way will get to him and i dont advice it unless he is a "desposable friend"


I have done the above twice and it worked fine both times....both mates respected that i asked.

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Here is the rules in my opinion. Live by them and all is well.

Its a simple case of following the RULES:

A single girl......Fair game
A single girl a mate fancys.....Fair Game
A girl in a relationship with an unkown person.....Fair Game
A girl in a relationship with a mate.....NO GO
An ex of a mate......NO GO without permission
 

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No Buddy Fvcking!

Don't need to be a DJ to figure this one out. :nono:

True friends won't even go there. If they do, there not friends except with my knuckles, elbows, knees and feet. :D
 
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