"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Would you date/marry a fat chick for $$$$?

rhythmic

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My most recent ex was good looking and earned enough money that I didn't have to work (in fact she preferred me not working, so I had time to concentrate on my music... And cook for her, haha). I broke it off in the end because I was insanely bored. I think you'd have to be a low-quality male to want to do it just for the money, or you have your priorities all ****ed up
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There's PLENTY of interesting things to be done, if you have money and free time to pursue them. Hunting, fishing shooting matches, karate, sky and scuba diving, water and snow skiing, dancing, gymnastics, backpack camping, college of some sort, teach yourself to drive a big truck, run machinery, weld, paint, sculpt, write music, play it, etc. Just get some sort of 5 years at a time thing set up, that's all, all of it in WRITING, witnessed, copied, left with attorney. If a job is all you can think of to do, you are one sad sack.
 

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so you just ASSUME that a guy won't ALSO make his OWN money, right? that's called "projection', indicating it's what YOU would do!
 

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Not unless the fat nurse hit the jackpot and won the lottery hahaha. Nurses don't make that much anyway. A guy would really lower himself as a man to do something like that. So no I wouldn't think of ever doing that.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Of course I would, but under the premise that I force her to lose weight (constant negs) and discretely banging other girls once in a while.

Imagine using her money to take constant vacations with first class tickets to places like Bahamas, Aruba, Italy, Spain - and just lying there on the beach, or buying a lamborghini and just driving around on the german Autobahn and doing whatever you wanted. Then you came home once in a while to please her sexually in the mansion, and outside the mansion there were swimming pools, tennis fields, a dozen cars such as an Audi r8, BMW i8, Lamborghini, Jaguar XF just waiting for you to drive it. Imagine cruising around with one of those cars with your 100,000$ outfit on and just picking up random HB10s in random cities all over the world.

Only a phaggot would say no to that.
 

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{ goundra / twentee / white boy / brown bear } is all over this thread like flies on sh1t. Tells us a lot about the Filipina prostitute he wifed up.
 
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