Burroughs is the afterbirth result of a father daughter relationship. Burroughs mouth serves as a gloryhole for his uncle at family trailer park BBQ's.Burroughs said:haha don't be mad bumsniff buttfvck just make sure your health insurance is paid up since you like the diseased chickz so much :crackup:
And wear two condoms like when I fvcked your mom and sister
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
would you date a girl you heard has an STD?
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
I read a study that said that of married couples where one had Herpes and one didn't, the other only caught it about 10% of the time. I also figured out that the odds of my having already been with a girl with Herpes, given that 1 in 6 has it, was 99.99999%. Also, Magic Johnson's wife never caught HIV from him.
The truth is, you need to play host to catch a disease. You need to have a compromised immune system. Otherwise, why doesn't everyone have it?
My theory is that when a group of people all catch a disease, it's because they all ate the same diet for a long period of time, and that food poisoning is what causes most flu-like symptoms.
The question is whether you want to date a girl with a compromised immune system, and what damaged her to begin with. Probably prescription drugs and a poor diet.
The truth is, you need to play host to catch a disease. You need to have a compromised immune system. Otherwise, why doesn't everyone have it?
My theory is that when a group of people all catch a disease, it's because they all ate the same diet for a long period of time, and that food poisoning is what causes most flu-like symptoms.
The question is whether you want to date a girl with a compromised immune system, and what damaged her to begin with. Probably prescription drugs and a poor diet.
Burroughs said:haha you're so mad buttmunch
But thats how you got AIDS being a barebacked faggot
I guess some people never learn:crackup:
LOL@Burro the HIV+ dik blower thinking guys are mad over asking peoples opinions. Po' little Burro the jack@ss is upset about STD questions because he got them from his choice to host multiple c@cks in his @ss and mouth.
Youre done Burro the donkey. Eeeeee Awwwwwww!!
Cut the flame off
Let's state that STD are not all the same, there is a huge difference between let's say AIDS and Herpes
But if you cant be sure about WHICH STD she has, then.. Do you really want to stick it in a random-disease box?
Run away man, fast. This should be common sense
Let's state that STD are not all the same, there is a huge difference between let's say AIDS and Herpes
But if you cant be sure about WHICH STD she has, then.. Do you really want to stick it in a random-disease box?
Run away man, fast. This should be common sense
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.