"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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would you date a girl you heard has an STD?

Bumsniff

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Burroughs said:
haha don't be mad bumsniff buttfvck just make sure your health insurance is paid up since you like the diseased chickz so much :crackup:

And wear two condoms like when I fvcked your mom and sister :up:
Burroughs is the afterbirth result of a father daughter relationship. Burroughs mouth serves as a gloryhole for his uncle at family trailer park BBQ's.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Burroughs

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haha you're so mad buttmunch :up:

But thats how you got AIDS being a barebacked faggot

I guess some people never learn:crackup:
 

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I read a study that said that of married couples where one had Herpes and one didn't, the other only caught it about 10% of the time. I also figured out that the odds of my having already been with a girl with Herpes, given that 1 in 6 has it, was 99.99999%. Also, Magic Johnson's wife never caught HIV from him.

The truth is, you need to play host to catch a disease. You need to have a compromised immune system. Otherwise, why doesn't everyone have it?

My theory is that when a group of people all catch a disease, it's because they all ate the same diet for a long period of time, and that food poisoning is what causes most flu-like symptoms.

The question is whether you want to date a girl with a compromised immune system, and what damaged her to begin with. Probably prescription drugs and a poor diet.
 

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Burroughs said:
haha you're so mad buttmunch :up:

But thats how you got AIDS being a barebacked faggot

I guess some people never learn:crackup:

LOL@Burro the HIV+ dik blower thinking guys are mad over asking peoples opinions. Po' little Burro the jack@ss is upset about STD questions because he got them from his choice to host multiple c@cks in his @ss and mouth.

Youre done Burro the donkey. Eeeeee Awwwwwww!!
 

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Cut the flame off

Let's state that STD are not all the same, there is a huge difference between let's say AIDS and Herpes

But if you cant be sure about WHICH STD she has, then.. Do you really want to stick it in a random-disease box?

Run away man, fast. This should be common sense
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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