"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you date a fat chick?

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johnnyhero79

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This chick who is 290 pounds like me but iam only her friend. I dont want to hurt her feeling so what should i do?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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italostud

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Originally posted by johnnyhero79
This chick who is 290 pounds like me but iam only her friend. I dont want to hurt her feeling so what should i do?
You should let her sit on your face and then eat you.
 

spider_007

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if your not attracted to that sort of thing, then don't. There are people (chubby chasers) who would be glad to pickup the slack...


I always wondered haw two fat people could ever have sex.:confused:
 

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Re: Re: Would you date a fat chick?

Originally posted by italostud
You should let her sit on your face and then eat you.
lol:crackup: Is this why you came to the site, to pork beached whales? Tell her the same crap they tell us, I don't want to ruin our friendship.
 
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Originally posted by spider_007

I always wondered haw two fat people could ever have sex.:confused:
lol same here. i guess they can use a table. eww... don't visualize that, its super gross.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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It doesn’t matter what we think it’s what YOU think.

If you like her then just do it regardless of what others think.

Your not shallow if you don’t

Or lowering your standards if that’s what you like.

Because everybody has different standards.

Hell for me I don’t know why guys go for skinny like model chicks and say there hot.

Or they say she has a great or big ass and it’s like a dudes or pancake booty.

Everyone has their own preference do what you must.
 

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An you know who i have a crush on that girl from that 70 show..now she is hott!! :D
 
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