"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you buy a sweater/shirt from Betabrand?

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So, one of my prof was promoting this on twitter? It looked very nice, but it's called Betabrand.

http://www.betabrand.com/

Of all names, why???? Obvious, a bunch betas aren't even bright enough to know/look up what beta means, besides the Greek symbol in math and engineering.

Anyways, just a fun question, would you have bought Betabrand? And wear it around?

I wouldn't, it would remind me (suppose I am) that I am a beta, and now I even have a brand for it?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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adam225

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I dunno, if I liked it then yes, if not no. Most people out on the streets don't get the "Alpha and Beta" talk. It's one of those things you pickup on subconscious - not consciously by reading a label on their jacket.
 

Tomo

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Whats the difference in a name? The biggest thing is to dress well. Learn to become fashionably savvy. If a chick takes that long getting all dolled up do you think she'd settle for a half shaved, singlet stain wearing dude in trackies trying to number close her?
 

adam225

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Lol @ :)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sofomore

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Coincidence that sosuave is advertising betabrand?

I think the clothes look awful, so no, I wouldn't wear them.
 
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