"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would you **** a porn star ?

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FairShake

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I actually have. And surprisingly she was not as fvcked up a person as you might think. She was actually pretty cool.

That said it was one time. And it wasn't very good. And, in this case, it was less because of her and more because of me. I let my nerves get the better of me and it didn't last as long as I wanted. You better have your ego ducks in an order because if you have watched her movies and see what she is used to (in theory) you may worry about measuring up pun not intended.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Depends on who it is. I'd bang Stoya in a heartbeat, but I'm not interested in random dumb sluts with a stretched out vagines.
 
MatureDJ

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bat soup said:
I am. The dumber and more slutty the better.
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Just be careful. I once had a 1NS with a chick that a friend of mine had gone to elementary school with - it turned out that she was in the slow-learner's group. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yes. I wont kiss them though.

Ironically pornstars though considered low quality by other women are still cleaner and take better care of themselves since they have to earn. They know they have the wall approaching especially with all the new 18yo entering.
 
The Duke

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A buddy of mind fuhked a p0rnstar that he found on SA. He brought her to a patio bar we were at, After a few drinks the chic's crazy started coming out. She started pulling her top up while dancing erotically so you could see her t!ts. Then got insecure because some dude was staring at her and started a fight with him. Good entertainment for a while. :D But a pain in the azz.
 
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