"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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would this be a good idea?

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Noeltech8907

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Well i was talking to a girl on the phone last night and when i told her i had to go she told me to call tomarrow. So it then went like this.

Me: Ill call you if i get the time.

Her: get the time, you better make the time for me.

Me: *laughing* yeah we will see.

So do you think it would be a good idea to call her today. I dont think I should just because she said i better make time for her but i dont know. Whats funny is that almost everytime she tells me to call her she will end up calling me first lol. but what do you guys think.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'd call her but keep it really short but End it with like "Im heading out right now, I'll, talk to you again later." make it sound you are busy
 
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DJnoob said:
I'd call her but keep it really short but End it with like "Im heading out right now, I'll, talk to you again later." make it sound you are busy
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Always state that you are busy or don't have long to talk, unless you are seeking something serious with someone. All talking about nothing does is give someone with lots of experience tons of chances to **** things up. Get in and get out.
 
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You ever stop and think why you wouldn't call her instead of respecting the 'rules'?

I mean, if your pride in not looking desperate is enough for you to give up p*ssy, then by all means, don't call.
 
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