"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Would I get into trouble with the police with this

Stephen89

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I've put nearly everyday for a month on Facebook post publically:

"Can the cousin face the police /let's go to the face/what does he have to say to the police

Of his years of harrasment, bullying, threatening behaviour

Police investigation

His cousin too and they are pathetic people

I can take court"

I'm not threatening or harrasing him.

-I sent younger brother and deleted Facebook messages what could happen to his brother

-one-two prank calls

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The police can if I'm comitting a crime or if it's of police interest

However the police won't be called out or investigate:

-family fueds
-family disputes
-arguements
-slander
-lying
-the police are not interested on my social media

It depends if I'm doing anything wrong, the police don't want to waste their resources, they have proof and I don't think I'm comitting a crime (threatening, assult, causing danger, theft, damage, illegal, potential fraud, driving offences, hate crime, harrasment)
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bump. They're not interested in hear say.

All can do is for harrasment, which I do think I am. I haven't threatened anyone or anything.

The police even said calling someone a prat won't get me arrested.

I don't think I'm comitting a crime and the Police won't waste their time

I've reported others before and now so they all that,they should know I'm a victim.

And I could be forgiven because I done that in the heat of the moment.
 

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Sounds like you enjoy the drama. Not sure what you are getting out of it but I would distance myself from it like these people have leprosy.
 

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Sounds like you enjoy the drama. Not sure what you are getting out of it but I would distance myself from it like these people have leprosy.
Thanks

However I don't enjoy it, I shouldn't have done it, it's more to do with heat of the moment, and getting back to his cruel behaviour

I don't think I'll be arrested
 

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Is one of the officers sleeping with someone in your family?

If so, you're ****ed.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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