"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Would anyone have sex with a relative's ex?

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What if you had an older brother who has a ex from YEARS ago... who was suddenly sexually attracted to you... would you go for it?

You'd keep it a secret from your entire family, especially your brother... and your brother didn't care if you slept with her since he has a different girlfriend anyways... but you still don't tell him.

Would you go for it? Purely jsut sex, no other attachments. No strings attached.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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This is the world of promiscuous premarital sex. Anyone who has illusions about something being off limit is just kidding themselves.* It's only silly squeamishness that makes people think that it's ok to sleep with a strangers ex, but not with someone you know.






*Married women usually are a really bad idea, and so is bestiality, but I'm assuming the readers of this site are smart enough to figure that out.
 
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Yeah I'd fvck my cousin's ex's and even his current girlfriend if she wanted it.

He's a good guy and all but its not like we're close.

I wouldn't however get it on with either of my two best friend's girls as I value the friendship of those guys over momentary pleasure.
 
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I'm fine with having sex with a friend's ex, if my friend was cool with it... which they would be. But a brother's? It's just so awkward. Maybe it's because I know too much about her, or that she's making it so easy for me.

My brother definitely will not care, since he has a girlfriend... but it's just something in the back of my mind that says, "Don't do it."

Maybe I just don't want to do it with HER particularly. There are plenty of other girls I can get with also.

I probably won't go for it.

Luthor Rex:
Sorry, I usually understand fancy words, but I'm kinda tired and dull right now... what do you mean?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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According to the Man's Rule Book, if it were a serious relationship, wait 6 months, ask the friend/brother/cousin for permission then go for gold.
 
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Too many women in this world for me to go after a family member's ex.
 
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Whenever this kind of subject comes up it always reminds of how amazed I am at the sentimentality/sensitivity of some men when it comes to exes.

It would take me all of about a minute to get over the idea that my ex was getting fukked by a friend rather than a stranger.

Who the fukk cares?!?!

I mean, really guys....I know we aren't seeing a lot of negativity on this thread about it, but in real life some guys would go psycho on you if they found out that you were boffing an ex of theirs. How pitifully weak and insecure can you get?

All that said, there ARE a lot of guys out there who are like this, so if your brother/cousin/friend is one of those who gets butthurt over seeing an ex with a friend, you are probably better off staying away.

Me? I try to avoid associating with guys who are so uber sensitive, but there are plenty of them out there so you just have to decide for yourself if it's worth it.
 
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Michele said:
Luthor Rex:
Sorry, I usually understand fancy words, but I'm kinda tired and dull right now... what do you mean?
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STR8UP's post said pretty much the same thing as what I was after.

My point is simply that most women's sex lives are like a soap opera. Sex is not a precious commodity to them, if it were they wouldn't act the way they do. Hell, they are practically communal property the way they run around fvcking so many guys.

Cutting yourself off from a friend or relative's ex is only hurting YOU. We are talking about ex's here so it's not like the DJ stole someone's g/f or wife or whatever.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Luthor Rex said:
Cutting yourself off from a friend or relative's ex is only hurting YOU. We are talking about ex's here so it's not like the DJ stole someone's g/f or wife or whatever.
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We're talking about a b1tch that your brother used to stick his penis in for who knows how long. I'm assuming he also became emotionally attached to her. You're gonna fvck with this hoe now?

You guys act like there aren't single b1tches everywhere...
 
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