"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Would a true DJ???
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
There's no such thing with women. Her likings are very conditioned to the status of the male she's dealing with.
Low status: I do not like nothing. Maybe holding hands.
High status: you can fvck my nose if you want to.
don't tell me that's true cuz that's disrespecting on my part and i really don't like it. i would be out in seconds if that's the case. perhaps some chicks just really can't put a d1ck in their mouth. any more thoughts please?djbr said:
you expect no self respect for your girlfriend? then you my friend have low standards. so if ur girl doesnt suk ur dik. u'll find a new one? just because shr wont suk ur c0ck? wow.. you seem like the perfect LTR mate.. let me guess, your the type of guy who puts ho3s on pedstal so later in life they think their actually something. get a grip man. shes fukin human too. shes your gf not a booty call,djbr said:
one question if i put my dik in your mouth. would u suck it?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
LOL this forum is funny lately, I wonder WTF happened. I was not far for so long...sexy_kuta said:
I expect nothing from anyone. Everyone do WTF they want. But I am free to react as I wish too. I like to having my c0ck sucked and if a woman does not want to do that, I am out. Luckily every one of them loved it so far.
Perfect LTR? Don't want LTRs anyway.
No, I am straight. Sorry didn't want to hurt you.
we're talking about LTR girls, not booty calls,djbr said:LOL this forum is funny lately, I wonder WTF happened. I was not far for so long...
I expect nothing from anyone. Everyone do WTF they want. But I am free to react as I wish too. I like to having my c0ck sucked and if a woman does not want to do that, I am out. Luckily every one of them loved it so far.
Perfect LTR? Don't want LTRs anyway.
No, I am straight. Sorry didn't want to hurt you.
this forum isnt really funny, i just find it funny that you'd leave your girl if she didnt suk yo ****.. your LOng term girlfriend. i dont know what you even look in a girl or HOw low your standards are but you are right. you are free to do as you say. you can react the way YOU want to, no one is telling you to do ****.
Pappadapolis
Don Juan
1. Uncircumsized
2. Odor
3. "I don't like him THAT much"
4. They don't want baby batter in their mouth. (Let them know you'll warn them.)
Like Chris Rock said: Girls that don't give BJs are like Betamax VCRs. I look at them and say, "They STILL make you?"
Pimp-sicle
Master Don Juan
djbr said:
I agree with you for the most part. A girl that has high interest in a guy whether its her bf or not will jump through fire for him. When she's not that interested, she'll find a million ways to excuse herself from doing things she doesn't want to do.
Luckily for me, I'd rather fuvk than get head, most girls are terrible at it.
PIMP
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
but wouldnt ur standards is to have a RESPECTFUL GIRL who doesnt treat her body like **** or does whor ****? like of course we all dream of a freaky girl yes but i dont want a LTR whos too much of a freak, i want a girl who respect her self, think about it. give your girl a few drinks and let her be. put her at a party without u. what u thinks gonna happend? shes gonna do the same **** she does wit u!.
i dunno man, maybe justs be dunno if anyone sees where im tryin to come from. i just LOve a girl with style and class and self respect. and blowing guys isnt a respectful thing in my oponion.
but everyone is different and every opinion is tittled. maybe one of your standards require to give good head maybe.
i dream to have a freaky girl as a friend who i can fuk her brains out but when it comes to LTR im just a little more serious because i tend to invest alot
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Build attraction, make your presence wet her panties and she'll do anything, like the man above said. It has nothing to do with self respect.
girl_in_a_boy_forum
Senior Don Juan
Talk to her about it and find out what she doesn't like. Is it the gag reflex? Do you need to clean up down there? Does she feel like she's not on "that level" with you yet? We can't tell you--only she can.
In my opinion, a "real man" wouldn't force her into doing something she's not comfortable doing. Talk to her. If she absolutely refuses to even try a bj, then find some other activity you both find as enjoyable. Give oral on her more often, that could make her more comfy with the idea and more interested in repaying the favor.
And in my experience, if a girl really likes you, she'll do most anything if it pleasures you.