Worst attempt to pick up a girl you've seen?

[SamTheHobit]

Last night I heard a man tell a women "Its my right to buy you a drink".

I puked a little in my mouth.

Suffice to say she was talking to some other guy later that night.

 

[betheman]

The thing is, if she had been attracted to him, that line or any other BS line would work. at least he tried and can move on

 

[Purefilth]

sageproduct texting some girls twin sister

 

[zinc4]

trying is always better than nothing, though i don't believe in buying drinks, except for myself of course

 

[Bible_Belt]

Following mma events, we usually have an 'after party' at a local bar. There were two guys at one party who had to be jacked out of their mind on coke. They were wearing suits, covered in prison tats, drinking water, and staring everybody in the bar down. They looked like Mexican Mafia. I was with a group of fighters, none of whom were heavyweights or very physically intimidating, and our ring girls. One of the ring girls looks just like Katherine Webb, the Alabama quarterback's girlfriend.

After glaring at me for a while, one of the guys runs up to her, grabs her by the face so hard that I can see his hand sinking into her skin, puts his nose against hers and says in a thick accent, "joo are so pretty. Why don't joo come home with me, eh?"

She was petrified. Her eyes bulged out in fear, and she backed away from him. Then the other guy started arguing with one of the fighters. I thought the first guy was going to pull a knife or gun to help his friend in that argument and I was getting ready to hit him before that happened. Honestly I was mad that he had assaulted the girl after staring at me for so long and deciding I wasn't a threat.

Then the bouncer sees us about to fight and starts throwing people out. The two troublemakers got tossed first, but one of them managed to steal the girl's I-phone as he was getting bounced. I made a joke about Mexican Mafia when the bar tender grabbed me; he started laughing too hard to throw me out.

Then those two guys continued their night of mayhem. They ended up in a car chase with cops, crashed their car and got caught. One of the cops sees the obviously stolen I-phone and starts going through it. He finds the contact labeled "Mom" and calls it, waking up the girl's parents at 4am. The parents then think their beautiful daughter just got murdered and fly across town to wake her up at her apartment in a panicked fit of crying hysteria.

And that was the worst attempt to pick up a girl I've ever seen.

 

[Omerta]

http://youtu.be/5PWWMev1fxw

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

Following mma events, we usually have an 'after party' at a local bar. There were two guys at one party who had to be jacked out of their mind on coke. They were wearing suits, covered in prison tats, drinking water, and staring everybody in the bar down. They looked like Mexican Mafia. I was with a group of fighters, none of whom were heavyweights or very physically intimidating, and our ring girls. One of the ring girls looks just like Katherine Webb, the Alabama quarterback's girlfriend.

After glaring at me for a while, one of the guys runs up to her, grabs her by the face so hard that I can see his hand sinking into her skin, puts his nose against hers and says in a thick accent, "joo are so pretty. Why don't joo come home with me, eh?"

She was petrified. Her eyes bulged out in fear, and she backed away from him. Then the other guy started arguing with one of the fighters. I thought the first guy was going to pull a knife or gun to help his friend in that argument and I was getting ready to hit him before that happened. Honestly I was mad that he had assaulted the girl after staring at me for so long and deciding I wasn't a threat.

Then the bouncer sees us about to fight and starts throwing people out. The two troublemakers got tossed first, but one of them managed to steal the girl's I-phone as he was getting bounced. I made a joke about Mexican Mafia when the bar tender grabbed me; he started laughing too hard to throw me out.

Then those two guys continued their night of mayhem. They ended up in a car chase with cops, crashed their car and got caught. One of the cops sees the obviously stolen I-phone and starts going through it. He finds the contact labeled "Mom" and calls it, waking up the girl's parents at 4am. The parents then think their beautiful daughter just got murdered and fly across town to wake her up at her apartment in a panicked fit of crying hysteria.

And that was the worst attempt to pick up a girl I've ever seen.

Ah, the old caveman pickup attempt. :crackup: :crackup:
douchebags.