“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Worst attempt to pick up a girl you've seen?

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Last night I heard a man tell a women "Its my right to buy you a drink".

I puked a little in my mouth.

Suffice to say she was talking to some other guy later that night.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The thing is, if she had been attracted to him, that line or any other BS line would work. at least he tried and can move on
 
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sageproduct texting some girls twin sister:up:
 
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trying is always better than nothing, though i don't believe in buying drinks, except for myself of course
 
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Following mma events, we usually have an 'after party' at a local bar. There were two guys at one party who had to be jacked out of their mind on coke. They were wearing suits, covered in prison tats, drinking water, and staring everybody in the bar down. They looked like Mexican Mafia. I was with a group of fighters, none of whom were heavyweights or very physically intimidating, and our ring girls. One of the ring girls looks just like Katherine Webb, the Alabama quarterback's girlfriend.

After glaring at me for a while, one of the guys runs up to her, grabs her by the face so hard that I can see his hand sinking into her skin, puts his nose against hers and says in a thick accent, "joo are so pretty. Why don't joo come home with me, eh?"

She was petrified. Her eyes bulged out in fear, and she backed away from him. Then the other guy started arguing with one of the fighters. I thought the first guy was going to pull a knife or gun to help his friend in that argument and I was getting ready to hit him before that happened. Honestly I was mad that he had assaulted the girl after staring at me for so long and deciding I wasn't a threat.

Then the bouncer sees us about to fight and starts throwing people out. The two troublemakers got tossed first, but one of them managed to steal the girl's I-phone as he was getting bounced. I made a joke about Mexican Mafia when the bar tender grabbed me; he started laughing too hard to throw me out.

Then those two guys continued their night of mayhem. They ended up in a car chase with cops, crashed their car and got caught. One of the cops sees the obviously stolen I-phone and starts going through it. He finds the contact labeled "Mom" and calls it, waking up the girl's parents at 4am. The parents then think their beautiful daughter just got murdered and fly across town to wake her up at her apartment in a panicked fit of crying hysteria.

And that was the worst attempt to pick up a girl I've ever seen.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Bible_Belt said:
Following mma events, we usually have an 'after party' at a local bar. There were two guys at one party who had to be jacked out of their mind on coke. They were wearing suits, covered in prison tats, drinking water, and staring everybody in the bar down. They looked like Mexican Mafia. I was with a group of fighters, none of whom were heavyweights or very physically intimidating, and our ring girls. One of the ring girls looks just like Katherine Webb, the Alabama quarterback's girlfriend.

After glaring at me for a while, one of the guys runs up to her, grabs her by the face so hard that I can see his hand sinking into her skin, puts his nose against hers and says in a thick accent, "joo are so pretty. Why don't joo come home with me, eh?"

She was petrified. Her eyes bulged out in fear, and she backed away from him. Then the other guy started arguing with one of the fighters. I thought the first guy was going to pull a knife or gun to help his friend in that argument and I was getting ready to hit him before that happened. Honestly I was mad that he had assaulted the girl after staring at me for so long and deciding I wasn't a threat.

Then the bouncer sees us about to fight and starts throwing people out. The two troublemakers got tossed first, but one of them managed to steal the girl's I-phone as he was getting bounced. I made a joke about Mexican Mafia when the bar tender grabbed me; he started laughing too hard to throw me out.

Then those two guys continued their night of mayhem. They ended up in a car chase with cops, crashed their car and got caught. One of the cops sees the obviously stolen I-phone and starts going through it. He finds the contact labeled "Mom" and calls it, waking up the girl's parents at 4am. The parents then think their beautiful daughter just got murdered and fly across town to wake her up at her apartment in a panicked fit of crying hysteria.

And that was the worst attempt to pick up a girl I've ever seen.
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Ah, the old caveman pickup attempt. :crackup: :crackup:
douchebags.
 
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